Uxbridge English Dictionary

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  1. krus_aragon

    krus_aragon Established Member

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    In trying to follow a (vague) fruit & veg theme:

    Watermelon - Oaf

    Marrow - What I fire from M'bow

    Pomegranate - Give me a glass of magma

    Mushroom - Husky's kennel
     
  2. Peter Mugridge

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    Brexit: Being sick after your first meal of the day.
     
  3. Busaholic

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    Like it!:)
     
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    Concordant: Supersonic travel for insects
     
  5. krus_aragon

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    Thermostat - low quality flask
     
  6. Busaholic

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    EXCORIATE Eight actors that used to be in 'Coronation Street'
     
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    Fornicate - the act of reducing soap production budgets by halving headcount.
     
  8. Welshman

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    Proficient - angling competition for academics

    Ukip - a down-market hotel chain

    Predicate - a feline prize-winner

    directory - an honest politician [possibly also oxymoronic!]

    en-suite - a dessert listed on the menu and still available

    taffeta - a Greek cheese favoured by Welshmen
     
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  9. krus_aragon

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    And in reply (though not necessarily referring to you):

    Directory - Welshman in a clergy house.
     
  10. Busaholic

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    In that case, there's also Direction, but perhaps the definition better go unspoken.;)
     
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    A fatal condition that makes it difficult to close the coffin lid?
     
  12. krus_aragon

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    Pharmacy - agricultural view
     
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    Defence - De wooden stuff you put round de garden.
     
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    that's an oldie - but still funny - as in

    "Mr President, what is your policy regarding defence?"

    "Defence...well, de man wid' de nails am comin' ta fix it"
     
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    Debate - what is put on de hook to attract de fish.
    Define - what you get for travelling on de train without a ticket.
    Detest - see if it works.
    Debar - where you get de drinks.
    Depict - ancient tribe member.
    Design - it points de way

    Collier - like a collie but more so.
     
  16. 341o2

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    Taffrail - found in a Welsh pub
     
  17. Busaholic

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    Not one that's very PC, but here goes:-

    HEBRIDES - are you sure that's a woman our Johnny is walking down the aisle with?
     
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    Efficiency - a fish no longer out of water
     
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    Hitchcock - a film director's jockstrap
     
  20. krus_aragon

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    Loafing - Item on the ground
    --- old post above --- --- new post below ---
    Antwerp - Term of abuse, used by Dec.
    --- old post above --- --- new post below ---
    Joculate - Tardy Scotsman
     
  21. Welshman

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    rectangular
    A drunken fisherman

    validate
    A night out with Jeeves.

    whimsical
    Like a detective novel by Dorothy L Sayers

    basilica
    Famous vehicle in Fawlty Towers.

    accessible
    Plan to visit wife of proprietor of above.

    brontosaurus
    Gift shop at Howarth Parsonage Museum.
     
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    Bradford (as pronounced by locals):
    A method of sending unruly children across a river.
    Wakefield : The post-surgery recovery area of a cottage hospital, OR an outdoor memorial service.
    Dewsbury : A Semitic funeral.
     
  23. krus_aragon

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    Contents - Imitation camping equipment
     
  24. Welshman

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    sycophancy
    A desire for simple food.
     
  25. krus_aragon

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    Biological - The life history of Mr Spock
     
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    Chiltern - your turn to sleep in the freezer
     
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    Catholic - a lover of kittens
     
  28. krus_aragon

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    Bananarama - fruit-based chainmail
     
  29. backontrack

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    I like that :lol:
     
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    Culture - a high-brow carrion eater
     

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