Uxbridge English Dictionary

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    Andover - Demand made by a Cockney Bank Robber

    Havant - Reason for demand
     
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    In honour of the late, great Victoria Wood, I'll repeat her

    COQ AU VIN - sex in the back of a small lorry.
     
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    Rædwald: This thing

    Watch it come to life here
     

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    I like that :lol:

    Djembe: A rare, valuable herb

    Minion: A small shallot
     
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    I like the small shallot, but don't quote follow Djembe. How is the word usually pronounced?

    In the meantime:

    Wisconsin - to commit adultery with a cream tea.
     
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    I'm afraid I don't quite follow Wisconsin; I don't really get it.

    Djembe is pronounced 'jem-bay'. ;)
     
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    Think "Wi'-scone-sin". However, if you pronounce "scone" to rhyme with "tone" instead of "gone" then it probably won't flow too well.
     
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    Orienteering - jewellery originating from Japan.
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    Alimony - what you may end up paying if your wife Allison finds out.
     
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    Hemp - posh camel
     
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    Shrubbery - a fetish object for the Knights of Ni
     
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    I see...and the smile appears. :lol:
     
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    Wacky Baccy - self-flagellation
     
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    Fantasy - orange flavoured fizzy ocean
     
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    silicon - inept criminal

    Intent - indoors on a campsite
     
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    Micropore - small spillage
     
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    Lavatory - A Conservative in a bubble bath.
     
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    Condescending - criminal in a lift
     
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    Navel gazing - staring intently at ships.
     
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    commandeer - a rather mundane ruminant mammal.

    speculate - a company of dispensing opticians which has consistently failed to achieve its delivery targets.
     
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    CONSPIRACY - SS United Kingdom hijacked by a Captain Johnson and Midshipman Gove.
     
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    JOCKSTRAP - Scottish Belt

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    Or...

    Jockstrap - snare for slightly muscular students from the States
     
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    Toupee: What Donald Trump wants Mexico to do
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    Logjam: A blockage in a toilet, or more accurately a rather disgusting form of preserve
     
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    Discussion - to speak ill of a pillow.
     
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