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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
 
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True, you'd expect the parents to have a draw of that stuff in their room ;). Better still, they should read health books for advice so that they don't need it ;)
 

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tubechallenger said:
I don't think you do...

I do too! Think man only spot, the one that hurts like hell when punched ;)
Cockfosters said:
How did he kill them?

The kid gave superglue to them, father thought it was 'male extension' and drank it.
 
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WTF are you on about?!?!?!?! VASELINE IS A LUBRICANT. YOU ARE THINKING OF VIAGRA!
 

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LMAO!!

That's one of the funniest posts I've seen on RailUK!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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Gareth Hale said:
The kid gave superglue to them, father thought it was 'male exension' and drank it.

ROFLFOLAG!

:sign3: :toothy10: :laughing: :ky:
 

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Gareth Hale said:
The kid gave superglue to them, father thought it was 'male exension' and drank it.


What?!?!?!?

You don't have a girlfriend do you............

Go down and ask your library if you could borrow some books. Or do a google image search.........
 

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:D drinking vaseline and superglue

Did you know superglue was first used on wounds in vietnam?
 

Dave A

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ChrisA said:
What?!?!?!?

You don't have a girlfriend do you............
I would've said something more like:

Your clearly not Catholic are you.....

:angel13: :lol: ;) :p
 

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joea1 said:
Lol. Lets break this down!

Edit - TB - removed sexual content

Oh.... WHY?

I was hoping Gareth would have to go and ask his mommy or daddy :D ;)
 

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Gareth Hale said:
The kid gave superglue to them, father thought it was 'male exension' and drank it.

ROFL!!

You really do need to Google on what Vaseline is and what Viagra/Penis Enlargement is!! ;);););)
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Gareth Hale said:
Wow, im a fool.

Correct!! 8-)
 

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Gareth Hale said:
And, no, ive never used it. And dont wish to use it...........

Vaseline? I use it all the time. Not the Viagra stuff your thinking of Gareth ;):toothy5:
 

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WSXFan said:
Vaseline is wonderful stuff, all sorts of applications!

Its nice on toast ;)

Also very handy in tight situations :idea1: :oops: :shock: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Youll understand when your older dear Gareth! ;) :p
 
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