Vigil for Cow

[HilversumNS]

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A rare momento for anyone interested, at least she is being a cash cow now for someone.

 

[DaleCooper]

It was front page news here.
Really.

It should have been on the cookery pages.

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A rare momento for anyone interested, at least she is being a cash cow now for someone.

Perfect for some oxtail soup.

 

[Flamingo]

I hear her last wish was not to be buried, but cremated - at about 190oC for 3 hours...

 

[DaleCooper]

McDonald's have offered to dispose of the corpse.

Stop Press: The vigil was such a success that they are planning to shoot another cow next week.

 

[HilversumNS]

I herd some Americans are claiming it was a racially motivated shooting. After all Bessie was a "cow of colo(u)r"

 

[Antman]

I herd some Americans are claiming it was a racially motivated shooting. After all Bessie was a "cow of colo(u)r"

It's udder madness - it's just a meat animal.

Just like the rest of us eh?

 

[Flamingo]

I herd some Americans are claiming it was a racially motivated shooting. After all Bessie was a "cow of colo(u)r"

Careful, Mr Cumberbatch

 

[DaleCooper]

I herd some Americans are claiming it was a racially motivated shooting. After all Bessie was a "cow of colo(u)r"

To be fair the police marksman said she pointed something at him that could have been a gun.

 

[HilversumNS]

Careful, Mr Cumberbatch

Whoops LOL Not keeping up to date with celebs caused me to miss that in January.

I was actually quoting a line from an American website where they were commenting on the shooting!! I did add the U though, as I personally dislike Americanizms.

Apologies to any cows who may have felt offended.

 

[ExRes]

I was actually quoting a line from an American website where they were commenting on the shooting!! I did add the U though, as I personally dislike Americanizms.

Is 'Americanizm' an Americanism ?

 

[PaxVobiscum]

I did add the U though, as I personally dislike Americanizims

Oh, the irony.

 

[DaleCooper]

Oh, the irony.

I assumed it was deliberate.

 

[HilversumNS]

I assumed it was deliberate.

Correct.

 

[David]

*Decides not to be a killjoy this time*

Shush you, and just get the barbeque going, I could do with a few beef burgers right now ....

 

[SpacePhoenix]

Looks like there'll be beef on discount in the buffet cars

 

[HilversumNS]

Reports state that the ceremony was very well done, quite rare to find such community spirit these days.

A medium turned up to contact Bessie too.

Some left sympathy cards ...

 

[Jonny]

Reports state that the ceremony was very well done, quite rare to find such community spirit these days.

A medium turned up to contact Bessie too.

Some left sympathy cards ...

Other reports are that it was very mooving.

 

[bussnapperwm]

Other reports are that it was very mooving.

Blimey! You're milking it for all its worth! We've herd it all before!

Anyway, I'm off as my steak is on the grill...Well Done!