What Women Want?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[southy39]

ok.. prepare yourself for a long lecture type thing...









this really is your best chance to get out of here without being bored............







sure.....
ok... dont say i didnt warn you






what is it women want.
i mean anyone who has seen the movie "what women want" will understand how having the sort of skill that mel gibson aquires could be a gift...

i mean its a long term joke the whole." men are from mars and women are from venus"...
well how true is that statment....
im looking for your opinion as a man or a woman....

when you ask a guy if he wants something and he says no it means no...

ask a girl do you want something and they say yes it means one of several things...
1# yes i weant it
2# no i dont want it
3# yes i want it but i dont want you knowing i want it
4# no i dont want it but ill take it to shut you up
and more that i cant be bothered typing


i mean a guy who goes out looking for a girlfriend..
is met with several challenges...
1# meeting a girl
2# taking to girl
3# getting girl to like guy
4# getting girls friends to like you so they tell girl to like you
5# getting girls parents to like you so they aprove of your dating
6# get girl to like you as you are before changing anything
7# changing yourself or your clothes to please girl
and again many many more...

ok lets move onto the next item...
what impresses a girl...?

# looks
# personality
# how much money you have
# what car you drive
# where you live
# do you stay with parents
# are you gulible
# how easy are you to motivate
# how easy are to to change
# are you funny
# are you entertainig
# are you imoressive enough to introduce to her friends and family

and again many many more.


now personally i have tried the following things to attract a girl...

# being shy
# being forward and confident
# being funny
# being the joke
# being kinky
# being normal
# being intelligent
# being a jerk
and several more i shall not list...

now why would none of these work...
simple...
like a fingerprint no 2 girls are the same...
unless they are twins but even they are different



how can you improve your chances with women...
well persononally i would leave out the begin with if you are a railways or airplane enthusiast. let themget to know you first...
hard as it may be try not to talk sex unless they start it and dont be to enthusiastic about it.
NEVER ask a girl what age she is, what dress size she is...never ask if she has a sister cos your liable to be physically injured, walked out on or worse.

types of girls...
dominant girls
pretty girls
dumb blondes
nerds
goths
punks
skater girls
butch
needy girls
bunny boilers (there is always one)
students...
carear motivated girls
Chav girl
and tom boys

to name but a few.

each one is different and unfortunitly no one technique works for a different type.. trust me.. i wish it was one size fits all.



yes this is a rant
but its also a cry for help.
but id also like to consider it a helpful read for the begginer.


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i personally have been been dumped for the following reasons... maybe it will help.. or just give you a laugh.

iv been dumped by girls for other girls
iv been dumped cos the girl felt she was too good for me
iv been dumped cos the girl felt i was too good for her
iv been dumped cos i wasnt depressed enough
iv been dumped for being too depressed
iv been dumped for being obsesed with my job
iv been dumped fo rbeing a railway and transport enthusiast
iv been dumped for talking to girls i knew at school
iv been dumped co sof my family
and many many more... care to add any?




of course dont get to attched co smany of them wil just hurt you.

and when you think you found that special someone.. make sure they dont have a wedding ring..
and be carefull that they wont just replace you with a younger model or something


it happens alot




oh and dont forget.
dont lie

they hate that

 

[AlexS]

Undeleted.

AlexS

 

[Mojo]

I got confused by about the 10th line :clock:

 

[nutter]

Poor advice

GIVE UP

Nuts excuses for being dumped

1. I don't like you anymore
2. You have changed
3. This is the local police. if you contact xxxx (i wish i could give out her name ) again you will be arressted for harrassment (I was going out with her, put she couldn't dump me herself)
4. I have found someone else who is normal
5. Your too somple
6. Your clothes are sh*te

thats about it for nuts, why do i bother :roll:

My technique.

1. Be yourself
2. Be open about being intrested in the railways (shows your not scared of honesty and it's less of a shock when they find all the mags (not the dirty ones either, exept the EWS 66's))
3. Dont go out your way to impress a girl (if they need impressing, they aren't worth it)
4. Go for somebody with personality, rather than a good looker, they're more accepting
5. Don't go straight for sex, only slags are intrested then IME

 

[HR2]

The title of this thread intrigues me. I have found that what women usually want is the exact opposite of what a man wants [whatever the subject]

You wanna go to the pictures. She wants go and see her Mum. You want to go out for a meal. She has done a full roast. You want to stay in for the evening. She wants to go clubbing.............You can't win lads

 

[Gareth Hale]

1. Be yourself
2. Be open about being intrested in the railways (shows your not scared of honesty and it's less of a shock when they find all the mags (not the dirty ones either, exept the EWS 66's))
3. Dont go out your way to impress a girl (if they need impressing, they aren't worth it)
4. Go for somebody with personality, rather than a good looker, they're more accepting
5. Don't go straight for sex, only slags are intrested then IME

I agree with that. Be yourself and oneday you will meet your soulmate Also, id like to add

6. If they want you to give up your hobby and sell everything in your hobby, they aint worth it either, unless its urgently required to.

 

[Victoria-Louise]

..... hmm interesting......

Dont evern try to win were just too good :P

 

[Richmond]

Women want, perfume for christmas and make up for their birthdays, this makes it easy to buy them presents. We blokes know that the only reason that they like perfume and make up is because they are ugly and they smell, but if this doesn't impress your woman then just buy her more make up and perfume, so she can hide her ugly mug and the hideous smell

 

[nutter]

I take it your single then richmond. If not, you will be VERY soon

 

[Mojo]

..... hmm interesting......

Dont evern try to win were just too good :P

I don't....

 

[Victoria-Louise]

meh. buy me a comic or a book any day and im urs!!

flowers, make-up, perfume!!!! YIK!! no way man!!

books, comics, nd gorie dvd's thats what i want ;p

 

[Ben]

What Women want? Us men to go away.

 

[Gareth Hale]

Women want
Love, affection and romance, not some looser who would not go out with her to have a beer at the pub or putting up with rude drunkens all of the time.

Woman want
Candle Light dinners, romantic films, affection and love.

 

[Victoria-Louise]

Women want
Love, affection and romance, not some looser who would not go out with her to have a beer at the pub or putting up with rude drunkens all of the time.

Woman want
Candle Light dinners, romantic films, affection and love.

HEYY!! ihave to dissagree!!

dinner... yes.... films... only if they got blood in them. affection... is kinda nice... love.... if its from the right guy

 

[eezypeazy]

Remember, "Women's faults are manyfold, yet men have only two - everything they say and everything they do!"

eezypeazy

 

[Tom B]

That quotation, eezypeazy, says it all.

Can women be negotiated with at all?

 

[nutter]

Yes, with one of these http://www.motionpicturearmourer.com/ColtM4-M203-NSN.jpg

If they don't like it as a present, use it against them (i am single by the way :roll: :cry: :cry: :cry

 

[16CSVT2700]

That quotation, eezypeazy, says it all.

Can women be negotiated with at all?

No.
Next question..