Why?

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• Why do we press harder on the button when we know the battery in the remote control is flat?
• Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but checks when you say the paint is wet?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when the gun is thrown at him?
• If its true we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it just seem longer?
• Can you cry underwater?
• What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated rather than just murdered?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

 

[Tom B]

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because the square box is cheaper to produce .

 

[ChrisM]

• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it just seem longer?

Believe me is seems longer.

 

[Sprog]

Because the square box is cheaper to produce .

.......and more fun to throw at people with intent to harm them!!!! - those 4 pointy corners!!!! muwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

 

[960012]

.......and more fun to throw at people with intent to harm them!!!! - those 4 pointy corners!!!! muwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I found that out at a party when lets say i was'nt on this planet.

 

[Gareth Hale]

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when the gun is thrown at him?

Cos superman is a big whimp. I can survive a gun been thrown at me. Superman is a big fake and a WHIMP :bounce:

 

[Victoria-Louise]

Why so many questions? :tongue9:

 

[Dave A]

• Why do we press harder on the button when we know the battery in the remote control is flat?

Because we dread the thought of having to spend those vital few minutes finding a new one.

• Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough?

Because they can keep the fines coming until its paid off, and it could lead you to having to borrow money from the bank = £££££.

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but checks when you say the paint is wet?

Because there is not trust in the world!

• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Because the bottle is made with an anti-glue thingy.

• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Because when he renews his stay at the Jungle Hotel, they put a new complimentry razor out.

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when the gun is thrown at him?

Because guns are made out of Kryptonite, duh!

• If its true we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Helping others, help others who are helping others, help others, helping others, helping others, help others, who are helping others who need help with helping the helpers who are helping others help the others who are helping....

• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it just seem longer?

A mixture of all of the above.

• Can you cry underwater?

Short answer = NO - Long answer = YES.

• What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated rather than just murdered?

Assanation has nothing to do with rank. Its a term used by governments across the world to say "the person in question was screwed over by theire own government".

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because Americans invented the box long before they knew the wheel, aka circle, was invented, 1926.

• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because they can't throw their spare change over the side.

• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Its quite sad really. If we evolved from apes, and apes still exsist, it means they've been able to survive all kinds of terrible things, but one inch of snow and the countries in chaos, I think they evolved from us!