One comedic thing I would ban, but is likely to come to an end anyway tomorrow is the idiots who hold everyone up at the bakery/sandwich shop.
There is a chain of pie shops near me called Galloways. I called at my local one to buy a sandwich last Monday and understandably the staff are enforcing a 'one-in-one-out' policy due to the Covid regulations. Last Monday's experience was painful - a numpty who was clearly working (judging by his clobber) was purchasing a large order for his work mates, but ended up ringing a colleague on his mobile phone while he is stood in the shop holding everyone else up. The two way conversation this person was having between his colleague on the phone and the lady in the shop went something like this -
to colleague - ''Tony, they don't have any ham salad left.''
to lady in shop - ''Do you have tuna?''
to colleague - ''What's that?''
to lady in shop - ''Hang on, are there any soft brown rolls left?''
to colleague - ''Tony, they have granary but no brown ones.''
to lady in shop - ''Do you have any barm cakes left that you could do Tuna on?''
to colleague - ''Is Dave there - go and get him if he's back.''
to lady in shop - ''Hang on, he's going finding one of the lads who wants something too.''
There is then a wait of one minute
to colleague - ''Okay mate.''
to lady in shop - ''Do you have any steak & kidney pies?''
to colleague - ''Yeah, one steak & kidney then. Did you say Alison wants something too - is she there?''
There is then another one minute delay.
to lady in shop - ''Can you do a roast beef salad with no butter or mayo.''
I will spare you the rest of the conversation, but this clown held up a queue of 10+ people over the course of ten minutes (that felt longer). The bloke stood in front of me turned round and said to me ''If that clown is not out of that shop in the next two minutes, I'll drag him out!'' A little comedic on reflection, but a very frustrating scenario to be in.
CJ