I was browsing round the web and someone pointed out uncyclopedia to me, thought I'd check it out and find 'train' and 'railway' for obvious purposes on it; now baring in mind this is a huge joke and shouldn't be taken literally.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Train
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Railway
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Train
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Railway