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Trip report: my first SailRail to Ireland

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The plan: Carlisle-Crewe-Holyhead-Dublin-Westport and return same route, cycle to Achill Island via a disused railway line, DART Connolly-Malahide

Part 1: introduction; preparing for the trip; travelling to Holyhead; boarding the ferry

Friday 28 August 2015

Introduction

To make the most of a day out or railtour bash, I usually wake-up at 04:30, quite a bit earlier than on a typical work day. However, on this first travel day to Ireland (my first-ever visit to the Emerald Isle), I awoke at my usual time, as I had booked an overnight ferry cruise from Holyhead. It felt strange not having to rush around to pack things - I had all day to rush around! :lol: My reason for choosing an overnight crossing was due to not wishing to be stranded in Dublin in the event of a cancellation of HSC Jonathan Swift (if I were conveyed on the 14:10 Ulysses service, I would miss the last train to Westport). According to Irish Ferries, 5% of Jonathan Swift sailings are cancelled - the catamaran ferry is quite vulnerable to high winds. By going overnight, I could ensure a reliable connection, and have 1.5 hours to cycle the 8 km to Dublin Heuston station. But why not use Stena Line, I hear you ask. My understanding of Stena Line's loading procedure is that they place bicycles in a van, then drive that van onto the ferry. Apart from the obvious concern of potential damage to my bike, it would rob me of the opportunity to cycle a route that very few people ever do.

Preparation

On a visit to Scotland last year, I filled my two large panniers with 6 kilos of stuff that I thought I would need for the trip (I call this the 'kitchen sink' approach) - I just never considered how this extra weight would make cycling harder. Therefore, I set myself the goal of no more than 1.5 kilos of stuff for this trip. Rather than take 3 litres of water, I would take just 0.8 liters and buy the remainder on the way - this left me with a limit of 0.7 kg for everything else. My bike lock weighed 550g, so I purchased a smaller/thinner lock that weighed 100g. My Samsung Galaxy tablet-computer also weighed-in at half a kilo, so that was ditched along with my 970g binoculars (I wanted to be disconnected from the virtual world anyway, and cloudy skies in Scotland meant I didn't even use my stargazing binoculars!). A jumper, pump, sandwiches, deodorant, comb, tissues, vitamin tablets, spare AA batteries etc. all came to 0.7 kg in total. I put the rest of my stuff (camera, purse, mobile etc.) into my coat pockets. Once done, I spent 5 hours watching the extras of the film Insurgent. A few weeks ago, I had considered attending the 100th anniversary of the Ravenglass & Eskdale Railway, which just so happens to start today (I'm not much a fan of kettles but more a fan of miniature railways), however, having pulled overnighters previously, I understood the folly of over-exerting myself on the preceding day: doing as little as possible before the overnighter is key to staying awake and alert on the following day.

The journey

Whenever I leave the house for a trip, I always experience a panicky feeling of wondering whether I have left something behind (not an entirely unjustified feeling as I once forgot my camera - perhaps the most important item to me apart from my travel tickets/documents). This time was different: I had all day to pack and had already gone through this feeling hours before leaving the house. That feeling passes after a few minutes, and then my mind is racked by another anxious feeling: what happens if the TOD doesn't work? Although TOD has never failed me, I still OCD about the 8-digit FasTicket reference, and I often memorise it! On this trip, that feeling was also absent, as I had already collected my SailRail tickets almost 3 months ago (cycle reservations are required for both legs of the journey to Holyhead, so I had to visit Carlisle station anyway to arrange those - I could have used Virgin Trains call centre but I have a hard time understanding strong non-English accents). One anxious feeling that wasn't absent concerned my bicycle: what happens if I have a flat tyre or the chain breaks on the way to the station? In the two years I have owned the bike it has been fault-free, but as I have never owned a bike previously, I didn't know how long the parts would last (the longevity obviously depends on how much you hammer it). As a cautious person, I considered having my bike checked before embarking on such a long journey, but according to my local bike shop, I should bring it in for a check-up after 1,500 km, and as I had only clocked-up 900 km and there were no obvious faults, there was no need for servicing until after my trip (I anticipated putting at least another 400 km on).

I arrived at Carlisle Citadel station with 24 minutes to spare, and took a seat on the wooden benches on platform 4 near the entrance. There were a dozen or so passengers nearby (most of these boarded a TransPennine Express airport service that arrived a few minutes later). The station is probably one of the most interesting on the West Coast Mainline, and I usually arrive early in order to mooch around the various displays and leaflet racks dotted around the concourse, but I was too excited to do anything except sit and wait for 9M61 (17:40 Glasgow Central to Birmingham New Street), usually worked by a 221 set. Loading a bicycle on a train can be a bit of a lottery (where does it stop, which end, which door etc.) but the station layout can play a part in reducing the stress of loading. Yes, Virgin has platform displays that show the expected formation, but these can be incorrect, and I have found to my cost that duff info is worse than no info. At Carlisle, the platforms are wide and deep, allowing one to get a good look at the formation before the set stops - other stations are not as forgiving, regrettably. If the service was being worked by a 390 set, I'd have Virgin staff swarming all over me as soon as I stepped onto the platform, but they are very much 'hands-off' when it comes to 221 sets: they will point you in the right direction, but you are basically left to fend for yourself after that. For this reason, I would have preferred a 390 set, and it so happens there was one 10 minutes earlier than 9M61, but I was unable to get Virgin's journey planner to give it to me (selecting 'extended station dwell times' on WebTIS sites would have worked, I'm sure, but WebTIS does not support SailRail-type tickets).

Right on time, 221113 showed-up at 18:56 with first-class at the front as expected, and I timed it such that as I approached Coach A at the rear, I arrived at the correct door just as the 5-coach set stopped: it was a beautiful bit of station choreography! After placing my bicycle in the horizontal bay, I stepped into Quiet Coach A, seat 44 (the coach was so lightly loaded that I ignored my reserved seat). A woman opposite me was buried in her tablet-computer - it almost seemed like she was teasing me that I didn't have my tablet with me! :lol: But seriously, the view out of the window is all I need to enjoy a bash: no music, no book, no electronic distractions. I chose the left-side of the coach so that I could enjoy the Howgill Fells, arguably one of the best sights along the West Coast Mainline. I didn't see any train crew during the 2-hour journey (not unusual). I enjoyed the Howgills, but did feel a tinge of sadness: whilst the loading varied throughout the journey, it was never more than 15% loaded. The CO2 emissions per passenger km are obviously higher with fewer passengers, but the worst aspect is that there is a perfectly good 25 kV power supply just above the roof for the entire diagram... On approach to Crewe, the tablet woman did something that I see quite frequently on my travels: she started looking through the door windows to determine which side to alight from, long before the platforms were visible! As I had studied the journey on RTT and memorised the platform number, I could have put her out of her misery and pointed to the left-side, but platform allocations can and do change, especially at large stations like Crewe, so I opted not to say anything in case the platform turned out to be different to that given on RTT.

As I walked slowly along platform 5, I spied two members of staff staring intensely at me (or rather, at my bicycle). Of course, Virgin Trains staff are trained to check for cycle reservations, but given that I was walking along a platform where a Virgin Trains service had just departed, I found this attention puzzling. In any case, after glancing at the departures screen, I realised that I had to double back in order to use the lifts and bridge. Upon reaching platform 9, I found 175011 idling away. I figured that they were cleaning/preparing the set, and as I had never travelled with Arriva Trains Wales, I didn't want my first ATW experience to be a negative one (at Carlisle, Northern Rail staff have no issues with allowing early birds onboard during prep, but different TOCs have different attitudes). Around 20 minutes later, 175101 arrived behind 175011, and it was 175101 that did the honours in taking me to Holyhead (just as well I didn't board 175011, but as it formed the 22:29 Crewe to Holyhead service, I would have arrived at the ferry terminal only an hour later, and as I had at at least a 2-hour wait, that would have been no great shakes). This would also be my first 175 bash, so I was really chomping at the bit to board!

I found the cycle provision to be excellent: a large area with wheel grips on each end and seat-belt attachments to make securing a bike quick and easy. Whilst sorting out my bike, a young woman asked me whether this train went to The Valleys - I confirmed that it did and that there was no need to tell the driver to stop; the guard will make notes of request stops as he/she walks through (at least that's what I imagined the guard would do, just like on the Cumbrian Coast Line). For ease of reference, I decided to name her Carly, as she looked liked the singer Carly Simon. Moments later, Carly was joined by several other young people, and they drank wine throughout the journey - lots of wine! They were quite noisy but I was so excited to be finally on a journey that I had been contemplating for months that it didn't bother me in the least. Likewise with the lack of a view due to the sun having set an hour ago - this line is reputed to have some amazing scenery but I would get a chance to see it on the return journey. The guard was a thoroughly nice chap - he gave me a warm smile and was friendly and chatty to the passengers. The ride quality was pretty decent, on par with the 221 I had been on (if I were blindfolded, and the tilt on the 221 was deactivated, I might have a hard time discriminating between the two, although the distinctive odour of a 221 would be a bit of a giveaway!), and the seats were comfortable with plenty of leg-room.

As the landscape was bathed in darkness, my attention focussed on things happening inside the train. I took the opportunity to study the interior whilst listening to the various conversations taking place. Carly was apparently a teacher and liked travelling by train despite being a car-owner (probably so she can drink lots of wine). A different (younger) guard walked down the aisle, asking for request stops - Carly and her group asked for The Valleys, then the guard asked them to walk down to the rear coach in order to alight. A thought occurred to me: what if I wanted to alight at one of these small request stops, would the guard ask the driver to put the front coach at the platform so I could get my bike off? With Carly and her group gone, there were no more audible conversations to listen to - the loading had thinned-out during the journey. At that point, I started thinking about various threads I had read recently on Railforums, and one particular post kept making me giggle: "it wouldn't be a problem to add tilt to Class 800 sets" (so much so that I had to go to the toilet, not because I needed to go, but rather because I was having difficulty containing my laughter caused by that post). The toilet-room was a good size and had an unusually-large locking handle! In fact, the whole design of the 175 seemed to be quite quirky (in a good way), then I remembered that Alstom is a French company (my dad is an audiophile and is a fan of Musical Fidelity, a French firm that makes some of the most unusual and zany boxes I have ever seen - the French certainly have a distinctive design flair to them!).

After a flawless performance by 175101, I stepped onto the platform and immediately felt a cool breeze - despite the platforms being surrounded by walls and a roof, the cold sea-breeze suggests the station is quite exposed to the elements. Upon entering the ferry terminal, I was somewhat surprised to see so many passengers so late at night! More passengers poured in as I waited for the 02:40 MV Ulysses sailing to Dublin - many of them had to sit on the floor as there was not nearly enough seating. As I was low on water, I availed myself of a bottle and a snack from the handy WHSmith shop within the terminal. Unlike many station shops, their products were reasonably priced and stocked a wide selection of items. I paid £20 for cycle reservations at the Irish Ferries ticket-office, then returned to my seat, only to find some other bugger in it! I moved my bike to the nearest wall and leaned against it for the remainder of the wait. At 01:27, two queues formed in front of the Irish Ferries check-in desk, one much longer than the other - I joined the shortest queue! There were two female staff on duty, and I presented my SailRail tickets, driving licence, and cycle reservation sheet to the younger of the two. She typed my details into the computer, printed a boarding card and then stated that I could not cycle onto the ferry at night as I did not have a hi-vis jacket. As I had not expected this rejection, I had no comeback (besides, her body-language suggested that she had already made-up her mind and therefore any response would be seen as argumentative and futile). As I walked through the customs area, I thought of the perfect comeback: hi-vis jackets are most visible during the day but are not so effective at night, and I had an ultra-bright LED light set on my bike that allowed me to be seen for miles around. Just as I was about to turn back to the check-in desk to explain this to her, I was approached by the bus driver (foot passengers are taken to the ferry by bus), and I explained what I wanted to do. He accepted my arguments, at which point the van driver (luggage is taken to the ferry by van) joined the conversation - he was more than happy to let me cycle to the ferry. I thanked both men profusely for being so accommodating, switched-on my lights, then cycled on down to terminal 3.

The road to the ferry is 1.6 km long and very brightly lit, with two lanes but some occasional narrow sections. At one of the narrow sections, I pulled over to let a HGV pass (the driver honked just after passing me as a 'thank you'), but there wasn't much traffic. I cycled slowly (under 10 km/h) to savour the route. For me, it was the uniqueness of the journey to the ferry that appealed to me: out of the hundreds of passengers that had boarded Ulysses tonight by car, bus, van, HGV etc., I would be the only passenger tonight to board the ferry by bike. As I cycled up the steep ramp onto Ulysses, I could see why there wasn't much traffic: most of the vehicles had already boarded, and deck 5 was chocca with HGVs! A man pointed to the far end (front) of the deck, and upon reaching the front, another man asked me to follow him to the bike area. This area consisted of just 3(!) bike-stands next to an enormous fan that was blowing a gale (to dilute the exhaust fumes, I presume). The stands consisted of horizontal poles designed to grip the front wheel. They were quite rusty and abrasive: I wrapped plastic bags around them in order to prevent them from scraping the black enamel paint on my wheel spokes. Holding the bags in place was quite a job due to the headwind from the fan - if only I had brought some duct tape! :lol: Whilst unloading water and valuable items from my panniers, a HGV driver asked me the way to the passenger decks (I pointed him in the appropriate direction). Irony: I had never been aboard this ship, yet I was giving directions! (I had studied the deck plan extensively as part of my trip research months ago).

Coming-up in part 2: the surreal overnight experience aboard Ulysses; making my way to Dublin Heuston station; my first bash on the Irish Rail network.
 
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A fantastic read, and if this is as I suspect your first trip report it was well written!

A most unusual case indeed for boarding by bike! I look forward to reading the next part, the detail in your trip report suits me massively, all paragraphs not too long or short for my read on my mobile (having to wait to pick my sister up, so had time today after all) which is a bonus.

400km on a bike in such a short trip? Must be a lot physically fitter than me then!
 

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Thank you so much Techniquest! Your praise has motivated me to write part 2. :)

My fitness isn't so good: I booked an extra week off work to recover from this trip. :lol:
 

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A great report, with very good detail. I am looking forward to part 2 now!
 

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Well if it makes you feel any better about that, I've got next Tuesday booked off so I can recover from my own Irish trip. Shouldn't need that extra day really but I've got it just in case, plenty of bookwork to be doing after all!

I suspect you'll have found it takes quite some effort to type up a trip report, it's certainly not as easy as you'd perhaps think. Writing it in a way that keeps the reader reading, and most importantly in a way that they're hooked by the end of the first couple of paragraphs, is more challenging than it would seem. I know, I struggle myself to get it right!

Bring on part 2, I suspect it was quite a trip!
 

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Well if it makes you feel any better about that, I've got next Tuesday booked off so I can recover from my own Irish trip. Shouldn't need that extra day really but I've got it just in case, plenty of bookwork to be doing after all!

WMDT if you don't need it? ;)
 

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I never thought of that. Then again it is much cheaper for me!
 

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I never thought of that. Then again it is much cheaper for me!

Well aye as you have child fares and you're only just outside the Daytripper area! Plus I have some big trips to pay for yet...
 

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Part 2:

Saturday 29 August 2015

I made my way up to deck 9 via the Sapphire stairwell (fairly steep steps, but there are lifts available) and proceeded to park my behind on the nearest vacant seat. There were so many passengers that it took a while before I came across a seat, and as soon as had I sat down, a young man informed me that his family had taken that bench - I apologised and continued my search for a seat. Finally, I found a seat near the games arcade. A good number of passengers were lying horizontally on benches (explains my difficulty in finding a seat!), and soon after setting sail, most of them were asleep. I found it quite surreal to see so many people asleep, especially as this deck wasn't designed for sleeping, and in any case, the crossing takes only 3 hours. Even more surreal, a woman dived onto the bench right in front of me, then proceeded to sleep. Her blonde hair overflowed onto the head of an asian woman sleeping further down, and such close personal contact made me think they knew each other (but it turned out that they did not). She occasionally turned over, and at times when she faced me, I pretended to be asleep, as I had never been this close to a stranger on any form of public transport! I, of course, was wide awake, and I decided to explore the outside deck area. There was no-one else out there apart from one lone smoker underneath the shelter. The strong winds made me breathless at times, but I persevered around the deck to try to catch sight of anything interesting. As this was a night crossing, there wasn't much to see apart from the occasional distant light and other ships (including a Stena Line ferry).

I visited the cinema to see what was showing (I got as far as the price list before turning back!) - I felt €8 was rather steep for one film, but thinking about it now, I have paid more at cinemas. Just after using the toilets, something happened that no traveller should ever experience: when I bent down to pick-up an errant tissue, my camera fell out of my inside coat pocket and onto the tiled floor! Judging by the loud clattering sound it made, I was certain that my cherished camera was toast. I've always gone to great lengths to make sure my camera isn't subjected to shocks or vibration, hence the reason why I store it in my inside coat pocket rather than in luggage or panniers. Remarkably, it seemed to function normally despite the impact: it powered-on, focussed, zoomed and shuttered as expected, but I would have to wait until daylight to inspect it properly. Worry, worry, worry. Whilst I have an excellent memory, the trip may as well be over without a camera.

Out of curiosity, I decided to check whether my 2008-era Nokia mobile would work in the middle of the Irish Sea. At least 35 km from land, I was amazed to see 5 bars! Of course, this must be a microcell aboard the ship, relaying the signal via satellite (as they do for Wi-Fi). Although I intended the phone to be strictly for emergency-use only, it does have a very basic web-browser that is useful for checking weather forecasts, and the pages loaded faster than I have ever seen - sweet! Just as I was about to load Railforums, a thought occurred to me regarding the cost: I knew that Tesco Mobile would charge me 17p per megabyte of data whilst roaming abroad, but what was the cost of this satellite-relay setup? Surely it would be quite a bit more? In any case, reading text would just make me tired, and I needed to stay awake and alert for at least another 18 hours, so I powered-down the phone and continued prowling around the ship.

One hour before disembarking, I felt hungry and realised that my sandwiches were locked away on the car decks! As I didn't want to feel faint during my 8 km cycle to Dublin Heuston station, I made sure I was near the front of the disembarkation queue in order to eat my sandwiches before leaving the ferry. In the end, I need not have rushed: I decided to wait until all of the HGVs had driven off the ferry before cycling off (if I were first off, all these HGVs would have to pass me). It took 27 minutes for them all to unload - had I known it would take that long, I would have been a little more pro-active in exiting the ship. Still, I felt 70 minutes ought to be plenty of time, and not having any vehicles pass me out of the port made for a very stress-free and enjoyable cycle into the city of Dublin. As expected, there was not much traffic at 6 am, and I breezed through the many junctions at 16 km/h with green lights all the way. Although I had studied the route on Google Streetview (the source of most of my route knowledge), the repetitive nature of many of the junctions meant I could not estimate my progress by sight. Fortunately, I had set the trip counter on my cycle computer in order to measure my progress.

I arrived at the station in 39 minutes (having covered a total distance of 9 km) but it felt much longer. Although cycling in Dublin is very easy with cycle-lanes aplenty, I just kept having an impatient 'are we there yet?' thought after each junction! As I admired the interesting architecture of the station, my mind became distracted by a familiar concern: what if the TOD doesn't work? For this trip, I had booked tickets 7 weeks ago at www.irishrail.ie - what if the tickets expire from the system after 28 days? No expiration was mentioned on the website, and it would make sense that you should be able to collect 2 months after booking, as that's the length of the reservation window. I would have felt a lot happier having the tickets sent to me via post (even if I had to pay extra for delivery), yet no postal option was offered. I entered the station to find quite a small concourse (small compared with London Euston station), and found a number of TVMs dotted around the far end.

After entering the ticket collection reference (an 11-digit number and no card), I received quite a surprise: only one ticket printed! Although my research had revealed that seat and cycle reservations are integrated onto the travel ticket, I was expecting at least one ticket for each journey. A wave of panic washed over me for a few seconds until I glanced at the ticket: it was for both the outward and return journey, phew! A very neat solution compared to the mass of tickets I had been issued on National Rail for a similar journey with seat and cycle reservations. On Irish Rail, reservations for each leg of the journey are separated by commas, with "-bk" to denote a cycle reservation. On National Rail, you are issued with two cycle reservation coupons per leg (one to be attached to your bike and the other to prove it is your bike if challenged by staff), but that is not needed on Irish Rail as your seat reservation is tied to your cycle reservation next to the cycle storage area. The back of the ticket contains a magnetic stripe just as with RSP stock, but it is narrower and has a glossy finish - it looks like it could stand-up to far more read/write cycles and abuse than the RSP stripe. Mind you, as neat as the ticket is, it lacks the sheen that makes a National Rail ticket nicer to hold in your hand (I guess being roll-fed doesn't help).

As the platform for Galway/Westport had not yet been announced, I spent a few minutes walking around the concourse to examine the station layout. Like many stations, it's an interesting mix of old and new. Near the ticket-gates is a waiting area (where a number of passengers were sat), cafe, and information desk. Oddly, I did not see a ticket-office - I presume tickets are sold at the information desk. In addition to the TVMs, there are also several Internet kiosks - these cost €1 for 10 minutes and had www.irishrail.ie set as the home page. The rest of the concourse is occupied by numerous shops, and I decided to purchase water for the journey from one such store. The least expensive bottle of water cost €2 for 500ml! Even considering the weakness of the Euro in comparison to Sterling, I consider that to be daylight robbery! Anyways, I had planned to visit a Spar store nearby, and so I exited the station and cycled down the road a little ways. Unfortunately for me, the store was closed, even though I had checked the opening times as part of my trip research (should open at 07:00). After looking further down the road and not finding an alternative, I returned to the station and noticed that the platform had been announced, so I headed over to platform 2. Before reaching the platform, I studied other passengers using the ticket-gates in order to see how they worked, and then used a wide gate with my bicycle.

My original expectation was to board a 4-coach ICR and change at Athlone, but instead I found that the 07:35 Heuston to Westport/Galway service consisted of 7 coaches (two ICR sets in 4+3 formation: / A B C D \-/ E F G \). My seat reservation was for D09, and therefore boarded the rear coach of the front set. The cycle storage is unusual compared to anything I've seen on National Rail - it is neither vertical nor horizontal but diagonal! I am ham-fisted and therefore unable to use vertical spaces (strapping is essential for vertical loading, otherwise your bike will swing around) but horizontal storage uses a lot of space that could be used for seating (at least on trains that don't have crumple zones), so a diagonal space is a good compromise. It was slightly more awkward than horizontal loading, but did not require straps to secure the bike in place (my bike rocked from side to side during the journey, but I found that removing heavy items from my panniers helped to dampen that motion). Just before setting off, a woman placed a rather large suitcase in the other bike space - I imagine that is a potential source of conflicts, especially if you had paid €6 to use that area and the suitcase owner had not. Mind you, there didn't appear to be anywhere else for her to stow it (I didn't see any luggage storage areas other than the overhead shelves and under seats/tables).

On time, the doors closed and the consist pulled away. One curious aspect of the plug-doors closing is the locking mechanism: there is a loud and hollow metallic sound after each closing, as if a metal pin is being released by a spring - I have never heard anything like that on any train in the UK. One other major difference is the saloon doors - they slide open as they sense your approach (a la APT) rather than requiring you to press a button. The reservation displays are Pendolino-like (backlit LCD strips) except that they were dark (unpowered), as were the coach bulkhead displays (I had been led to believe they would show distance to the next station, but they were blank throughout the journey). I had expected to hear bi-lingual automated announcements, but none were made. The engine noise is fairly quiet for an Intercity-class train - a major plus when travelling for nearly 4 hours. The seats weren't quite as comfortable as they looked: I had to occasionally re-position my buttocks in order to keep the circulation going! I would say the biggest letdown is the ride quality: very similar to a 350/4 (some wild lateral motions occurred, causing the saloon doors to shake violently) - I imagine it would be hard to sleep/nap with such motions (mind you, I did once see a teenage girl asleep on an ex-Merseyrail Pacer on the Leeds-Lancaster line, so anything's possible!).

On the fold-down seat-trays were "2U" leaflets with information on products available from the on-board trolley service. As I needed a refreshing drink, I decided on a 330ml can of Sprite (€1.75). However, on counting my change, I found only €1.70. The trolley came around 8 minutes after departure, operated by Lisa (an invented name to protect her privacy). I asked Lisa if she could accept cards, and she brought out a card machine with the proviso "if it works." When I explained that I was 5 cents short, she was more than happy to accept my shrapnel (quite a few 1 cent coins in there!) and tossed it into a plastic box without even counting it - very trusting! Upon arrival at Athlone, she fielded questions and concerns from some passengers that were flapping about having to change trains for Galway (effectively doing the guard's job, whom I had not yet seen - probably in the rear set). The manual announcements were rather muffled and quiet, which no doubt added to the confusion. Lisa is a credit to Irish Rail: much more than just a "trolley dolly."

Moments after leaving Athlone, the guard walked through to check tickets. I took the opportunity to ask him why the service had changed from direct to Galway to direct to Westport - he stated that there was a football match being held between Dublin and Mayo, hence the change to account for heavier loadings from Mayo. A while later, I had the idea to test my camera with a shot through the window. As you can see in the photo attached, the window is beautifully clear, and in fact, every ICR set I saw was sparkling clean - they obviously make regular trips to the washer! The scenery along the route was so-so: better than the gas works at Warrington but no spectacular mountain views until the final approach to Westport. Content that my camera appeared to be working normally, I decided to have breakfast. I placed a plastic bag on the floor in order to catch any errant oat-flakes, as I always leave a train as tidy as I find it. After enjoying my oats and Gala apple, I walked down to the toilet whilst the train was approaching Manulla Junction. The toilet-room is a decent size, with the large motorised door suggesting it was designed for disabled passengers. After exiting the toilet, I found myself to be the only passenger remaining in Coach D! Lisa walked through again with the trolley, but it was obviously slim pickings. Arrival time at Westport was 10:58, and I found that most passengers alighted from the rear set (I guess they were too lazy to walk to the front at Dublin). After being awake for 26 hours without sleep or even a nap, I was still feeling fresh and alert, and ready to tackle the 55 km to Achill Island.

Coming-up in part 3: cycling the Great Western Greenway, a cycle/walking trail that follows the former Westport-Achill railway line.
 

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Bit concerned you advised the young lady that she was on the right train to "The Valley's". I would have directed her to a Cardiff bound train. Valley on the other hand.:).

Ulysses has a very comfortable circular lounge above the shop with plenty of cosy reclining seats. Got a seat up there during the volcanic ash cloud debacle, when my flight was cancelled and I had to travel back to Dublin by Train/Ship. The ship was packed (took 20 minutes to exit the ship once the gangway was open due to the sheer number of foot passengers).

As for the road to the Ship, i've travelled that many a time in both directions on a motorcycle. Great fun coming off the Ship as I was normally the first vehicle off, and with no regard to the port speed limits I was normally 10 minutes down the A55 before the first Car/Lorry. Used to catch the security bods unawares as they would come hurrying out of their mess room as I tootled over the road hump in the security shed.
 

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Two really interesting and engaging reads, and I'm looking forward to reading Part 3 as well. I've had a go at writing trip reports in the past I've never been able to make them as detailed and interesting as I'd like them to be. Reading your reports has made me think about taking a trip to Ireland next year myself as I've not travelled on any railways in Ireland yet
 

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Another excellent read, how you stayed awake for so long I just don't know as that's got to be exhausting!

I'm taking a daytime ferry on Friday on the Holyhead to Dublin route, hopefully seating won't be an issue for me! Cinema on my last Irish crossing was free, but then this was January 2011 with Stena Line.

The 22000 Class are quite funky machines, surprisingly decent for modern trains. I never had that issue with swaying on my last big visit to Ireland, on an Irish Trekker bash, and I used the 22000s a lot on that trip.

Bring on part 3!
 

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fishquinn, Kite159: thank you both very much for your kind words!

Hornet: thank you for the seat tip. Regarding The Valleys, blame Carly: she kept referring to it as "The Valleys" but I did confirm with her that what she wanted was the last stop before Holyhead.

507021: thank you so much, and go for it!

Techniquest: I've never been much of a sleeper when travelling - it was all quite normal to me. Yes, the ICRs are pretty decent for what they do - I guess I've been spoiled by too many loco-hauled railtours. Hope you have a smooth sailing on Friday!
 

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Wow, truly fantastic stuff! The detail is great and I was honestly gripped by the report. Genuinely looking forward to part 3...

Also, I appreciate your courtesy whilst cycling - it's very easy to tar all cyclists with the same "they're all red light skipping HGV magnets" brush, but you're proof that this isn't the case :)
 

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507021: thank you so much, and go for it!

You're very welcome Lou. I'll see how things are in the New Year and maybe consider going to Ireland for my next birthday or maybe in July/August. I've got a friend who lives in Drogheda and I'd like to visit Cork as well so it'd be a good opportunity to travel on a few different lines
 

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Aldaniti, Altnabreac, Kristofferson: thank you very much, I hope it doesn't disappoint...


Part 3:

Like many stations along this route, Westport is reminiscent of the stations along the Settle & Carlisle line: the station buildings are cottage-like (built in 1866) and have a strong heritage feel to them. It marks the terminus of the line, but a century ago, you could have continued bashing to Newport, Mulranny, and Achill. That Westport-Achill line closed in 1937, but it lives on today as the Great Western Greenway, a 42-km-long cycle/walking trail that opened in 2010. Of course, given the choice, I would rather continue the bash onwards, and if I were a billionaire, I'd build a miniature railway along this route (alongside the cycle/walking path) so that those lacking the fitness to cycle or walk the route could enjoy the amazing scenery that it has to offer. Naturally, in keeping with the green theme, my trains would be solar-powered (with a diesel generator for the steeper gradients) and run at 40 km/h or less for tourists. My research showed that quite a number of people live on Achill Island but work in Castlebar, a large industrial town 60 km to the east, so I'd build a high-speed link between the two - the world's first 200 km/h miniature commuter line.

Back to reality, as I exit the station, I have to fight my way through a horde of taxi drivers all scouting for business, and cycled into town for a couple of bottles of water for my ride to Achill Island (yes, there is a Tesco store opposite the station, but I always feel awkward purchasing just one or two items from a large store). Westport was voted as Ireland's best place to live, but I certainly wouldn't want to live anywhere near the centre of town, as the traffic was horrendous - there was an endless stream of cars along every street! Most of the stores appeared to be boutique outlets, but I eventually found a small Spar store. I think it must be a requirement to have a lobotomy if you want to work for Spar, and the woman in this store was no exception: no eye-contact, no smile, not even a greeting or thank you - just appalling customer service! What I wouldn't give to have a mystery shopper assignment at this store... At least the water was reasonably-priced (€1 for 750ml of Ballygowan mineral water). After fighting through the traffic, I headed back to the station to access the Greenway. Oh my, the hills! 30% gradients! This was a railway line? Of course, since the line closed, some sections were built on, requiring some very hilly diversions. Another surprise was the stone-chipped surface: I had expected it to be smooth black tarmac, just as I had seen in photographs of the route (yes, there are sections of tarmac along the route, but most of it is gravel). Some parts of the route even use existing country lanes, and these narrow roads were so full of potholes that I had to walk my bike along them to avoid tyre damage!

I felt a strong southerly wind along parts of the route (not helpful when you are heading north!) and my rather baggy clothes slowed me down somewhat, but you would experience the same wind on the N59, as it follows the Greenway very closely on many sections of the route. At Newport, the route significantly diverges from the original line (after enjoying some smooth tarmac, you are essentially dumped onto the N59 with no signs to tell you how/where you re-join the route). While in Newport, I took the opportunity to phot and walk along one of the original rail bridges, built in 1892. Judging by the good state of the stonework, it is probably the best preserved of all the original bridges on the former line. One nice surprise was the pattern of the brickwork - clever! Logically, you might think the Greenway would be carried across this bridge, but in fact it is not part of the trail at all! The reason is that the original P-way has been lost to some apartments and a car dealership, and even if these obstacles didn't exist, another bridge that carried the line over the N59 was either demolished or collapsed long ago. This particular part of the N59 is rather narrow and hilly, but you have no choice but to continue along this somewhat treacherous section in order to re-join the Greenway.

At this point, the mountains started to appear and I stopped frequently to admire the view. Further along the route, deep embankments appear and a gentle uphill incline is apparent - this particular section actually looks like a former railway! On approach to Mulranny, the Greenway becomes hilly/ratty again until it crosses the N59 on one of the original rail bridges. Mulranny is the only place along the Greenway where a former station is obvious: opposite some apartments are stone blocks that would have been station platforms. After crossing the bridge, the scenery for the next 10 km is simply sublime - the mountain views rivalled anything I saw in Scotland last year. This section is where the Greenway really shines: it allows you to bypass the R319, a rather steep and winding road in places. Mind you, the R319 is at a higher elevation and gives you access to mountains that are obscured from the lower Greenway path (I'd recommend trying both to bag all the best views). I saw quite a few other cyclists (I exchanged a friendly "hiya" with 14 of them) and the occasional group of walkers.

I wasn't exactly sure where the Greenway terminates (Google Streetview couldn't help me during my route knowledge study - their last visit was in 2009), but I expected to come out somewhere near the Achill Sound swing bridge - the gateway to Achill Island. As it turned out, the gravel path ends at a rather grotty country lane, which then leads you to the R319, a fairly wide and smooth two-lane road that takes you to the bridge. After buying supplies for the week from Sweeney's Supervalu store (and good value it was!), I spent the week in a self-catering cottage and explored every road of Achill Island, a place that has been described as having one of the best coastal views in Europe, and contains a mountain where the view from the top is unrivalled anywhere in Ireland. Lousy weather on the day I visited the top of Mweelin Mountain meant I wasn't able to phot anything, but it was truly an amazing view (but I will probably rent a car next time to reach the top - the steep climb up the road made Wrynose Pass look like a molehill, and my brakes took a severe pounding on the way down).

I also re-visited parts of the Greenway in order to get a closer look at those mountains (part of Ballycroy National Park). I cycled down what Google Maps refers to as the N93, but sign-posts and tourist information boards (newly installed) all refer to it as the N59. Whatever the road is called, it was being re-surfaced at the time of my visit - there were multiple teams and multiple temporary traffic lights along the way to Ballycroy. Cycling on loose stone-chips was just awful, but the views more than compensated for such annoyances. Occasionally, Irish folk would stop and ask me for directions (talk about the blind leading the blind!).

On previous week-long trips, I have taken my tablet-computer and surfed the heck out of the nearest Wi-Fi hotspot, ignoring the television and radio in the room or cottage. On this trip, I wanted to be totally disconnected, but I did find that watching a film each night was a good way to wind-down after a full day's cycling. I even listened to the radio (RTE 2 FM and iRadio) in the morning during breakfast, something I have never done! As with all long trips, I like to choose a song or two in advance to remind me of the visit (the songs are usually ones I have played repeatedly during trip planning). For this trip, I had pre-selected "Moya Brennan - Tara" (had to have at least one Irish song!) and "Melanie C - Drown" (nice ballad). On this trip, however, serendipity could play a part by hearing a song on the radio. Indeed, there were a number of songs played on the radio that I liked and had never heard before, and one in particular, "Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams" I really liked and it displaced the Melanie C song, which I now felt was a little slow and dark.

I thought this radio service thingy was pretty neat: you get to listen to songs and interesting chatter, and it was instant-on: no need to download or search on the Internet. I checked my phone to see whether it had an FM radio receiver, and lo and behold, it did! Normally, I would not dream of cycling on a road and listening to music - much too dangerous in my opinion. However, I hit upon a compromise whereby I listened out for traffic with one ear, and music with the other. This strategy worked very well, although it felt very strange listening to music with one ear - it took a while to get used to it (in any case, I had no choice - I only had a single earpiece headset that I had brought along to make voice-based notes of the journey). I only listened on the way back to the cottage, a journey that was often tiresome and it was usually already dark - the radio made it much more enjoyable. At one point, the radio went dead, but when I pulled the phone out of my pocket, I found out the reason: there was an incoming call. As this phone is just for emergencies (or supposed to be: so far I had used it to make voice-notes, phot bridges, check the weather, as an alarm clock etc!), it is normally off completely, and only one person in the world knew the number. It was my mother calling, and she wanted to wish me a happy birthday (in order to avoid worrying her, I had not told her about this trip - yes, rather daft now I think about it).

At the end of the week, I vacated the cottage and decided to return to Westport along the N59 instead of the Greenway. As much as I support and appreciate the trail, I had grown tired of the noise made by the gravel as I cycled along, and I had seen everything there was to see along its full length. I used the Greenway as far as Mulranny, then joined the N59. It was quite hilly, but the road surface was good for most of the way, and my average speed was nearly twice of that on the Greenway (18 km/h versus 10 km/h), and I reached Westport in just under 2 hours from Mulranny (not that I was in any rush, but it felt good being on a normal road for a change). If the Greenway was smooth tarmac all the way, I would obviously prefer that (and I would be happy to pay for it - e.g. a €30 donation gets you a ribbon to put on your bike to show that you support the project). If I were a billionaire... :lol:

After checking-in at a B&B that I had booked 7 months ago, I cycled around the town and also visited the large Tesco store opposite Westport station. It is located in a retail park that is quite well hidden from the main road and surrounded by apartments - very handy for the residents! I purchased bread in order to use my last cheese slices, and was served by a very nice elderly chap - I should have overcame my awkwardness and shopped here instead of going out of my way to Spar last Saturday... I contemplated visiting Croagh Patrick, a famous mountain 8 km from the centre of town, but it's getting late and I am feeling burnt out. I return to the B&B to have a well-earned cup of tea and manage to stay awake long enough to watch the film "The Great Train Robbery" on television before crashing for the night. Big travel day tomorrow...

Coming-up in part 4: seconds from disaster - how I was almost stranded on 3 separate occasions on the journey home

Excerpts to whet your appetite: ...I was interested in looking at her uniform... ...she might have the voice of an angel or be the Celtic equivalent of Sara Cox... ...the rows and rows of empty seats was bliss... ...and when he stood-up, he stepped on my toe (it didn't hurt)... ...as if I wasn't worried enough about the formation, even a short delay was bad news... ...so why not use them instead of pretending that Super Voyagers are not your trains!... ...she saw me shivering and took off her red coat for me to wear...
 

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Sounds like a stunning bit of Ireland! That Tesco is absolutely enormous isn't it, much bigger than I expected for the area!

Seems an odd choice to gravel that Greenway, must be a good reason for it though. Rather awkward to cycle along!

Another excellent read, and those excerpts really have me looking forward to the final part!
 

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Now that's some scenery :) a different trip report for sure, but a very enjoyable writing style still!
 

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Another brilliant read, can't wait for part 4, stunning photographs too. I have to admit I like "Tara" by Moya Brennan myself, I'm a big fan of Irish traditional/folk music (I own a few Clannad and Enya albums) as I find it very relaxing and therapeutic. I think a trip to Ireland is definitely on the cards for me next year!
 

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Blindtraveler: thank you very much, and thank you to all that have given me encouraging feedback - I could not have done it otherwise! Part 4 has turned into quite a monster, and it looks like I'll have to divide it into two (yes, there will now be a part 5!) - I'll try to get part 4 up tonight or tomorrow morning. X
 

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Part 4:

Sunday 06 September 2015

I had set an alarm for 06:30 but awoke at 05:48. As breakfast was still an hour away, I drank tea in my room whilst contemplating my trip as a whole: it has all gone very smoothly - better than I could have hoped. Of course, it wasn't down to luck: a lot of planning and preparation has enabled me to have a trouble-free trip. Breakfast was served at 07:03, and after wolfing down porridge and an apple, I hand over €50 for a night at one of the nicest B&Bs I have stayed in, then hit the road at 07:21, arriving at Westport station 10 minutes later. ICR 5-coach set 22034 was idling at the platform, ready and willing to work the 07:50 Westport to Dublin Heuston service. I proceeded to board Coach E at the rear with my bicycle. As I waited for departure, I browsed through "Go Rail" - Irish Rail's on-board magazine offering (an interesting mix of events, interviews, and railway topics).

Right on time, 22034 pulls away (with a light loading - approximately 30 passengers). At 08:11, just after calling at Castlebar, the train coasted to a stop and the driver announced the following: "ladies and gentlemen, there is a slight technical problem with the train, I'm going to have to shutdown and re-start the train." The engines stopped and the coach went dark. A few seconds later, the engines roared to life again (but the lights in the coach remained off). At 08:20, the driver walked through to the rear cab and moved the set a few metres backwards. At 08:25, the lights were restored, and a few minutes later, the driver announced that the train would set-off to Castlebar, which happened at 08:34, arriving at Castlebar at 08:38. He then announced that passengers may remain on-board the train while alternative transport was arranged (all other passengers alighted whilst I remained on for a few minutes, then I parked myself on the nearest platform bench). I presume the problem was with the TMS or related equipment in the front cab, as the rear cab obviously worked. If only there was a place for the set to be turned around...

Moments later, I catch first sight of the guard, and as she was the first female member of staff I had seen on the network, I was interested in looking at her uniform (in a very subtle way, so as to not make her feel uncomfortable). However, despite my efforts to be covert, she noticed my glances and stood directly in front of me (she was checking her phone with her back to me) - this may have been an example of 'parading' or it may just have been a co-incidence. I think flirting with guards is wrong: their primary role to ensure the safety of passengers on the train, and they cannot focus on this vital role if they are distracted by such primeval thoughts (just my opinion). On this occasion, however, she had no train to guard and was just waiting for the RRB like everyone else. Nevertheless, I certainly wasn't in the mood for flirting due to worrying about the disruption.

On any other day, the next service to Dublin would have called two hours later, with an arrival time of 13:05, giving me just enough time to cycle to the port for a sailing at 14:30. Today, as with any other Sunday, the next service was due in at 13:28! If that service was my only option, I would arrive in Dublin around the same time as my ferry arrives at Holyhead! As I waited, I was tempted to explore the town of Castlebar, but I didn't know when the RRB would arrive, and in any case, I had no route knowledge whatsoever for the town - getting lost and missing my only chance to return home tonight would not be a good start to the day. At 09:08, a member of staff confirmed with me that I want to go to Dublin, and then is somewhat surprised to see a bicycle (he does not know whether the RRB will take bicycles but will find out for me). After visiting the toilet, I browsed the interesting railway history in the waiting room (glass cabinets full of awards and historical photographs - Irish Rail are clearly very proud of their heritage). At 09:36, 22034 set-off for Westport.

The RRB arrived at 10:00, and the same member of staff helped me to stow my bike in the boot of the bus (where you would normally expect the engine to be) - all other luggage was placed in the side bays. The Irish Rail staff were helpful and courteous throughout, and I took the time to thank them even though I was feeling rather stressed by the situation. I sat next to an elderly woman 3 rows from the front, and then the bus began its long (and bouncy) journey to Dublin. The bus was a late 1980s/early 1990s Iveco coach operated by a private-hire company, and it had obviously seen better days: some switches were missing on the dashboard, and the engine seemed to be out of puff on uphill sections. Being on the RRB made me appreciate why I absolutely/truly/madly/deeply love trains: this coach had no toilets, no leg-room, and a ride that was bouncier than any Pacer bash I have ever done. Even if you were on a train where the toilets were locked out of use, you could at least walk around to stretch your legs or change seats.

Glancing around at nearby passengers, it appears that I was the only one wearing their lap-belt. Whether it's the law or not, it makes no sense to me to ignore such a potentially life-saving provision. I gently nudged the elderly woman next to me and pointed to the belt, but she just ignored me (sigh, at least I tried). I'm surprised that the driver didn't mention the lap-belts, but otherwise he is driving like a good 'un (he isn't hanging about but also driving safely at the same time). The scenery was rather bland, but my mind was much more focussed on expected arrival time. I calculated the time remaining by dividing average speed by the distance indicated on road signs (but I wished I could see the speedometer - I only had a good view of the rev counter). I wasn't the only passenger that did this: I overheard an elderly man say "117 kilometres, that's about 70 miles" (miles - how quaint!). At one point, a passenger approached the driver (ignoring the sign that states passengers should not distract the driver whilst the vehicle is in motion) and requested that the air-conditioning be turned down (yes, it was rather cold).

One hour from Dublin, another passenger approached the driver and requested a toilet break. At this point, I'm in two minds: I'm bursting to go and I'm sure others are too, but even a short stop could mean the difference between making the ferry and being stranded for the night. The driver agreed to the request, and a wave of dread hits me again: I'm not going to arrive at the port in time. The bus pulled into a motorway service station, and I legged it to the toilets! I returned to the bus within 4 minutes, but others were more tardy. The driver had stated a hard limit of 10 minutes, but a pair of middle-aged women took 14 minutes. On approach to Dublin, I used my crusty-but-trusty Nokia phone to check sailing updates on the Irish Ferries website (after all, there's no point in cycling like a mad thing to the port if Jonathan Swift has been cancelled). A part of me hoped that it had been cancelled, then it would not be my fault if I missed the connection. However, Jonathan Swift was shown as "on time."

I imagined that the bus would slow-down markedly within the city, but it maintained a good rate of speed along the empty bus lanes. Suddenly, I eyed the familiar sight of Heuston station, and leaped onto the pavement at 13:12 (so glad I was near the front in an aisle seat!). I ran around to the boot, and the driver helped me to lift my bicycle out. My original plan was to arrive at 11:05 and have a taster bash on DART (not enough time to go to Greystones and back, but I could easily do Malihide and back) but I was now up against the wall: I barely had enough time to reach the port in time. Although Jonathan Swift sets sail at 14:30, check-in closes at 14:00 - would they close the check-in desk rigidly at 14:00 or still allow a few late-runners through? I certainly didn't want to find out the answer to that!

I was now starting to feel a little more optimistic about the situation, especially when I remembered that I had cycled that distance in 39 minutes (but in very light traffic). Just as I mounted my bike and pushed myself away from the curb, I tried to pedal furiously and... nothing. Panicking, I looked down to see the chain had fallen off! That has never happened in all the time I have owned the bicycle (most likely caused by vibrations during the bus ride), but I'm relieved to find that it was very easy to fix. As I wiped the oil from my hands, I noticed the guard standing nearby. She had probably been watching me the whole time and her body-language said 'please don't go.' I didn't want to go, but Jonathan was calling, and I leaped onto my bike and high-tailed it to the port. The traffic was fairly light and had mostly green lights, and arrived in 34 minutes - not bad considering I had to queue in traffic on a couple of occasions. Whilst still trying to catch my breath, I collected my boarding pass and headed down to the ferry. There was a long queue of cars but staff instructed me to overtake them. Unlike Ulysses, there is no designated space for bicycles on Jonathan Swift - I was asked to just lean it against the nearest wall.

After sorting my bike out and heading upstairs, I was delighted to see that I was the very first passenger to board - the rows and rows of empty seats was bliss, I could choose any seat I wanted! But there was a problem: I had to visit the toilets in order to wash the oil from my hands. As I washed my hands furiously, a crew member opened the door to see what all the noise was about! :lol: As I suspected would happen, most of the seats were now taken, even though I had only been in the toilets for a few minutes, but I saw an empty seat/table near a window and grabbed it with both hands. As part of the ship-wide announcement, passengers were asked to share tables due to the limited amount of seating. I personally dislike tables and avoid them like the plague on trains, but if you want a window seat, you have to sit at a table. As I was updating my notes, a man approached the table and kindly asked whether he could sit here - I replied "you certainly can" (although "may" rather than "can" is correct English, my view is that "can" just sounds friendlier and less snobbish than "may").

I started thinking about that female guard and wonder what could have been - I've not had that kind of thought for a long time (between work and my various hobbies, I keep myself so busy that I don't have time for relationships). Then again, I hadn't even spoken to her! She might have the voice of an angel or be the Celtic equivalent of Sara Cox. Of course, if 22034 had not failed, I would have spoken to her during her ticket check, but then my self-imposed 'no flirting' rule would be in force (and I'd be too 'into' the bash to be bothered anyway).

Jonathan Swift is somewhat smaller than Ulysses, but still boasts a good number of facilities: shops, bar, cafe, gaming area, TV area, free Wi-Fi, and premium lounge. The passenger deck was immaculately presented and the seats were comfortable. My only niggle was the windows: as filthy as a Northern Rail dogbox, but gazing at the sea was very calming/soothing, and the crossing seemed to pass by very quickly. Uniquely for me, I had no interactions with other passengers - I just stared and stared at the sea. Just as with my outbound sailing, I waited until every last vehicle had left the ship, then cycled leisurely down to the passenger terminal. The road was long and winding, and I slowed to gaze at Stena Line Explorer (laid-up - not in active service), another catamaran ferry that looked much bigger in real life than in photographs I had seen of it. It almost looked like a starship from a sci-fi film, and I seriously contemplated photting it, but then I reminded myself that this isn't a public road (imagine if a car-load of Japanese tourists stopped to phot every ship - I don't think the port authority would be too pleased with them).

Coming-up in part 5: trapped on a 175 at Chester; abandoned at Crewe; trip summary and conclusions
 

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