The Legislation does not state you have to wear a mask, it says you have to wear a "face covering".
Have you tried different things under that description?
And if you do insist on a mask, how many types have you tried?
My beard suffices as a face covering. It’s the only one I’ve ever worn, and the only one I’ll ever wear. Masks are way too dystopian for me.
Pink hi vi wearer: “you need a mask to join that train.”
Me: “No, I don’t, unless you’re going to drive it, instead of me?”
Pink hi vi wearer: “Oh”.
Ticket barrier is opened...
You have to look for the comedy in every situation. That’s all we have left, at the moment.