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because there's so many announcements imo.
I was at Derby station a few years ago and I was sat on a bench with my partner laughing at me. If just been saying how I think there too many announcements. After each one stopped, 5 seconds would pass, and there'd be another and I'd roll my eyes.
If you see something that doesn't look right, text the British Transport Police on 61016. See it, say it, sorted.
Please don't struggle on the stairs today as lifts are available at this station.
During wet weather, surfaces may be slippery, please take care.
Smoking, including e-cigarettes, is not permitted on any part of this station.
Please note that bicycles, scooters, roller skates must not be used on station platforms.
The next train to depart from Platform 1 will be the 0823 service to Nottingham; calling at Long Eaton, Attenborough, Beeston, and Nottingham. Due to a short platform, passengers for Attenborough must use the front 3 coaches. A buffet service of hot and cold snacks is available on the train. First class accommodation is towards the rear of the train. The quiet coach is in coach B.
Please stand behind the yellow line at all times.
For your safety and security, CCTV is in operation at this station.
Engineering works may disrupt your journey. You can check amended timetables at eastmidlandstrains.co.uk.
The train approaching platform 3 does not stop here. Please stand well away from the edge of platform 3.
Please do not leave luggage unattended at this station. Luggage left unattended may be removed or destroyed by the security services.
The important messages get drowned out by nonsense like telling people not to ride bikes and that when it rains, things become slippery.
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It doesn't even end when you get on the train. I used to take the train from Nottingham to Beeston which is maybe a 6 minute journey. Sometimes you'd get to Beeston before they'd finished the announcements.
This is the 0823 service to Derby, calling at Beeston, Attenborough, Long Eaton, and Derby. My name's Dave and I'll be your train manager today. Please use all available space. First class accommodation is at the front of the train in coaches A and B. Standard class is at the rear of the train in coaches C, D, E, F, and G. Coach C is the unreserved coach; if you don't have a seat reservation please move to coach C. The buffet cart is in coach B, serving a range of hot and cold snacks, sandwiches, alcohol, and soft drinks. Currently we are only taking card payments, and cash is not accepted on this service. A reminder for passengers that safety information cards are located in each carriage; please take time to read the safety information on board. If you see anything suspicious on board this service today please speak to a member of staff or text the British Transport Police on 61016. See it, say it, sorted. Please have all tickets and Railcards available for inspection as a full ticket check will be conducted shortly. If your ticket says CrossCountry only then this ticket is not valid on this service, and a new ticket will need to be purchased. For your safety and security, CCTV is in operation on this service. We will shortly be arriving at Beeston. Please make sure you take all personal belongings with you, and mind the gap between the train and the platform edge.
I don't disagree. But those of us with a brain find them intensely irritating. And the end result is that we zone out from all announcements.
Also, most people quoting that catchphrase on here get it wrong and I bet most people have no idea what the number is. But yes, great success.
The 61016 announcement is actually one of the very few announcements I agree with having. If you're going to have a number to report safety incidents to, you need to publicise it.
Reminding people not to smoke on platforms, lifts are available at this station, surfaces can be slippery when it rains etc can get in the bin though.