strimmer
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- 29 Jan 2010
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Kelly Brook, in personNot anymore, most/all stations are now Anne or Matt on Southern. Anne or Rodger are on SWR. Both have switched to ATOS.
Kelly Brook, in personNot anymore, most/all stations are now Anne or Matt on Southern. Anne or Rodger are on SWR. Both have switched to ATOS.
That will have to be Sooty then!Whoever can do the sound of silence.
If you can afford to shop in M&S then I admit to a certain feeling of schadenfreude...Marks and Spencer currently have Ant & Dec, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon doing the voice prompts for the Self Scan checkouts due to sort sort of Britain's Got Talent tie-in. I can't stand it, it's insufferable because they all feel the need to introduce themselves and perform with their distracting mannerisms. Please, give me the robot back!
Worthy of a RailUK Forums prize!Regarding W.H. Auden, this one has done the rounds on Facebook and I absolutely love it!
This is the Voyager crossing the Border
Standing room only, unless you pre order
Seating for the rich, corridors for the poor
The shop has sold out, the buffet no more
Revving up Beattock, claiming to be green
The wires above her, no pan to be seen
Birds turn their heads, as she approaches
Stare from the bushes, at her paltry 5 coaches
Cars in the fast lane can’t keep pace
Have comfortable seats and a lot more grace
Thro’ heather and weather but not fallen leaves
With approval ratings that no-one believes
Shoveling carbon over her shoulder
Nox, particulates, benzene, sulphur
Her weight fatigues the railway line
She’s ten minutes late but that’s on time
In the farm she passes no one wakes
All long gone to euro milk lakes
Dawn freshens but the toilet’s full
Snarling toward the urban sprawl
Scotland, independent nation
Soon an end to this vibration
Past rough estates and fast food chains
Dodging the stones from those with no brains
Call centres, offices, low cost homes
Tattooed teenagers with tweeting phones
Once steel and coal and engineering
Graffiti, flats and multi screening
Trainspotting here is not what it seems
But fuels the crime to pay for dreams
In the dark glens beside pale green sea lochs
Men read their e-mails
To help those who can't deal with link-only postings, this was the headline.
Penelope Keith in full Margo Leadbetter (Good Life) mode ...
"The next stop on this service will be *shudder* Reading."
We are now approachirobe Londonly Euston where this trainy-chuff terminibolds. Deep joy.
Sleeper service announcements
David Attenborough
..... the cabin lights will start to fade as the twilight succumbs to the darkness of night. If you listen carefully, you can hear the hoot of an owl as it passes overhead on its search for a field mouse in the cutting in the distance......... zzzzzzzzz!
Teresa may
This is the train leaving Brussels, or maybe not. It might leave from platform 1-4, with assistance from a banker engine, 6990 Corbyn. The banker will labour hard, but its direction of travel is uncertain as the two drivers are set in opposing directions. On the other hand, given clear entry / exit panel box signals the train could leave, but will be severely delayed due to May timetable changes which didn't go well.
Thanks, added a it more for you above!I wish there was a like button!
The Reverend Ian Paisley.
Danny DyerWhich celebrity would you like to voice on-train passenger announcements?