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When teachers "confiscate" (steal more like) mobile phones, they don't realise the dangers they're putting their students in. What if you get kidnapped on your way home from school, and you can't contact anyone (including the police who can rescue you) because the teacher took your phone? Any...

Obviously why it's extremely difficult to get hold of the National Rail Conditions of Carriage.

¡Olé! I got an A! (in Spanish)

Lakes and Scotland sounds quite catchy!

The Flower of Scotland

West Coast Main Line - only half a mile of coast between London and Glasgow! False advertising!

Loch Lomond

In future, you may want to book your tickets at http://www.midlandmainline.com/. They sell all types of National Rail tickets, and they're very competent. Not sure what to say about November onwards, though.

You only need to show the outward portion on the outward journey (ditto for return portion on return journey). To avoid all this hassle again, it would be a good idea to only get the tickets you actually need out of your wallet. Get your ticket ready when you get on the train rather than when...

No, I always listen to all notices, and never skive, but they never told me. If you had attended my school, you'd know that they're incapable communists.

Paignton's in Torbay, not Devon! (sorry liam)

You don't get crocs in Chesterfield. (They probably falsely think we're all coal miners.) Are they common in Farnborough?

Typical of my school's mis-management: less than a week to go and my school hasn't told me about the arrangements for next Thursday! I've just emailed a friend of mine to ask him, but I doubt he'll know. My school is the 666th layer of Hell. Notice that I didn't strike through anything.

When my brother was younger, he got a croc teddy in a happy meal.

Do GCSE students get their results in a brown envelope as well? Or are our results in a differently-coloured envelope?

I saw one on the telly once. I tell a lie; it wasn't on the telly, it was in a programme that was on the screen of the telly. :lol:

Widdicombe Fair

a Foster & Allen CD!

Who am I kidding?! I'm sick to the back teeth of apple juice!!!!! Hot chocolate's nice.

Joyeuse Marche! You're probably thinking, "Thank God he's not listening to yet another Scottish song yet again!" Well, I can't make any guarantees about what I'll be listening to in the future.