Beyond Borderdom
Two Go Radge in Jedburgh
As I type this, my dad and I are staying in Edinburgh with his elderly mother - my grandmother. The others are back home. We're here to see my Grannie - and to look after her - but we've also been granted a day out. So we decided to spend it in the Scottish Borders.
The plan was simple: get the train from Waverley to Galashiels. Then, the bus to Jedburgh (the Border Buses route 68) - and on to Jedburgh Abbey, which we would look around. If you've read many of my previous reports, then you'll know that we're fans of historic monuments - and, from the base of Grannie's flat in Edinburgh, we'd already visited several of them; the Palace of Linlithgow, Dirleton Castle and Tantallon Castle (followed by a visit to the Scottish Seabird Centre), Craigmillar Castle, the abbeys at Melrose, Dryburgh and Kelso, and of course Edinburgh's attractions themselves. We'd been to the abbeys in the Scottish Borders last time - in 2017 - but we hadn't visited Jedburgh then, and we felt that we had unfinished business. So, to Jedburgh we went.
The 16 was our ticket to the city centre, and after a series of delays (Dad realised halfway through making a cheese sandwich that he'd spread strawberry jam onto it in place of pickle, then a misunderstanding about which of us had the change for the bus) we hopped onto it. Then it was a mad dash down Princes Street, zigzagging in-and-out of the Gardens, to the station - we sprinted down the ramp off Waverley Bridge - to the ticket machines. £9.20 to Gala and back it cost, covering both of us. Then, we ran down the wrong platform, tried to get over to Platform 1 via the green bridge to the Calton Road exit (though we later found out that the side gate onto Platform 1 was open anyway), and then entered into a headlong sprint over the other bridge to Platform 1. Luckily, the guard saw us, and we made the train (before finding an empty table on the left-hand side).
Soon, our train - a Class 170 diesel multiple unit (for any spotters reading, it was 170459) - was whistling past Abbeyhill and Meadowbank Stadium towards Portobello, where it turned right and headed southwards on the line to Newcraighall. And so we came to Brunstane - where the train paused briefly by the southbound platform, which was adorned with hanging flower baskets.
It was barely a minute more before the train reached Newcraighall, the erstwhile terminus of the line (when trains ran through to and from Fife). Then, we continued towards Millerhill Depot, before the train swung right onto the Borders Railway proper. Shawfair, the first station on the line, is its least-used currently - but it is planned to serve a sort of 'New Town' of the same name. As it is, the car park looked fairly well-populated - and the posters on the platform advertised a car-free route to Loanhead and Roslin. That route was the old railway branch to Penicuik, running through the centre of Loanhead. The railway tracks are still in situ up until the Edinburgh Ring Road, but then the Loanhead Railway Path takes over. Today, nobody got on or off at Shawfair - but then we were heading out of Edinburgh rather than towards it in the morning.
After Shawfair the landscape begins to open up slightly. Here are the larger fields, containing long and pale green grass, faded by the recent bright weather. Eskbank is next - a station which, like its predecessor on the old Waverley Route, was situated in the hinterland between Dalkeith and Bonnyrigg (though slightly closer to the former). The present-day station is a halfway house between the two towns, and serves them both - and it was considerably busier than Shawfair, too, on account of the fact that the doors let out two people as well as air.
After Eskbank, the landscape opens up again. The countryside likes to come on in stages; the fields became more 'rolling', and the landscape more undulating. Dalhousie station is closed nowadays, so the next stop is Newtongrange. Newtongrange is the site of the National Mining Museum Scotland, and the top of the mining tower could be seen over the top of the cutting as the train accelerated away. Gorebridge is the last of the Midlothian towns before the train hits the Scottish Borders, so its station marks the watershed between interurban hustle-and-bustle and the Borderlands.
Soon, the train is curling over a looping stretch of track that spins tantalisingly close to Borthwick Castle, a jagged stone fortification that is nowadays an upmarket wedding venue. Fushiebridge, Tynehead and Heriot pass by as hills begin to rise up out of the fields. The ribboning A7 runs in parallel to the line as the train reaches the small village of Stow of Wedale, with its pretty church and packhorse bridge - Stow station was a late addition to the reopened Borders line, but this service doesn't call there, so it whizzes by. By now, our train is in the midst of the valley of the Gala Water, among the hills. Bowland is passed before the train reaches the relative urban bustle of Galashiels, which it does through a long tunnel.
This is how we reached Galashiels, known locally as 'Gala'. At Gala, there is a rare example of proper transport integration, as buses meet the trains to head to all the different towns of the Borders. There were buses to Berwick, Chirnside, Coldstream, Duns, Earlston, Greenlaw, Hawick, Innerleithen, Kelso, Langholm, Lauder, Longtown, Melrose, Peebles, Selkirk, Tweedbank and Tweedmouth, as well as local town services. Our bus was going to one more of these towns: Jedburgh. We had a handy thirty-minute layover before the bus to Jedburgh left, so we grabbed coffee and cake (or rather, I had a mocha, Dad a latte, and we each had half a slice of carrot cake and toffee tiffin, an unintentionally-alliterative choice) at the Born in the Borders café at the modern interchange across the road. Then, we jumped onboard the no. 68 bus to Jedburgh - my dad sitting in one of the priority seats on the left (he likes to be by the front as he gets bus-sick), and myself a few rows behind.
The bus wended its way on a winding route through the central Borders, through Langlee and over the sparkling Tweed to the Borders General Hospital, or the BGH. The BGH, incidentally, is where you go if you've suffered GBH, or if your BMI is OMG. The bus was fairly well-packed, but became more crowded still at the hospital, and there was quiet chatter as friends bumped into one another on the bus. Then, we continued east as the three peaty peaks of the Eildons became visible through the right-side windows as we headed through Darnick to Melrose.
I have a soft spot for Melrose. It has a lovely abbey that you can climb right to the top of, and an inviting, cobbled market square. And I would have quite happily have got off here, too, but for one reason. I saw a girl by the bus stop. She had red hair and freckles, and she was wearing a blue denim jacket. And she was almost certainly the same age as me. And she was pretty, too.
And then, she got onto the crowded bus, and sat down...on the empty seat next to me.
And we were near Newtown St Boswells when she saw that I was listening to music by the band Wolf Alice. It turned out that we both liked Wolf Alice, and we started talking. She liked my glasses, she said. I liked her jacket, I replied. Then we started talking properly. At one point, she reached out and the bus jolted - and she knocked my coffee onto my t-shirt, and a bit spilled. But I didn't mind. We looked into each other's eyes, and laughed. And, for the rest of the journey, we kept talking - until, around Ancrum, she began to become quiet, and looked straight forward, thinking, and smiling. And, on the way into Jedburgh, I noticed that her head was resting on my shoulder...
At least, I'm fairly sure that that's what would have happened. But she didn't get the Jedburgh bus. And she was whisked away from me as the bus headed away towards Newtown. 'It's all for the best', I lied to myself brazenly. Or, at least, I felt that I was lying to myself. I thought of John Betjeman's poem 'Faintheart in a Railway Carriage' (but then remembered that Betjeman was gay so probably not he best example).
I enjoyed the journey, however. Newtown is a straggling village, longer than I'd remembered. The stop at the garden centre, close to the Donkey Sanctuary, is the start point for the walk to Dryburgh Abbey. It's a lovely place to visit, and the walk takes you across a green-painted bridge over the Tweed (which is even sparklier here), to a Victorian folly up on a hill (before you reach the Abbey).
St Boswells is an important interchange for buses - where passengers switch between the 51/52 and the 67/68 - so the 68 ran in and out again before continuing towards Jedburgh. At St Boswells, the bus emptied out somewhat - some of the passengers were planning to change onto the route 52 bus from Edinburgh to Kelso - while the rest of us continued south on the A68. First, however, there was a detour to the village of Ancrum, where we noticed signs for Minto - which is probably the name for Aldi's own-brand version of POLO Mints - and Bonjedward, which evoked horrible thoughts: of Jedward. And then, finally, we arrived at Jedburgh.
The arrival into Jedburgh was fairly inauspicious as the bus drew into a car park behind a primary school playground. On the left side of the car park. there was the back entrance to the VisitScotland iCentre, which we walked through, and - bam! - there was the towering abbey. It was stunning.
The abbey at Jedburgh is fantastic. There's two layers: the ruined abbey, which is located in the centre of the town and is intrinsically linked to it, and the cloisters, which evoke stories of the people who lived here. But if King David was trying to make a point by building such an imposing abbey so close to England, he was also opening it up to English raids. And, where the English were concerned, Jedburgh was always the first abbey in the firing-line. During excavations, a fine-toothed comb made of walrus ivory - and with a carving on either side, one of which featured Hercules fighting a dragon to claim a golden apple - was found next to the remains of the upper half of a male body. It is likely that this man was murdered - or killed in a skirmish - and the comb was his, used on his beard.
After we'd explored the abbey - and eaten our sandwiches in the sun - Dad and I took the short walk into the town centre. Jedburgh is a lovely town, with a war memorial that doubles as a gushing water fountain. Jethart Snails - minty, brown boiled sweets that are shaped like snails - are still lovingly made in Jedburgh, and were on sale at the abbey and at Galashiels Interchange. We had enough time to walk up an impossibly steep hill to the Jedburgh Castle Jail Museum, which was extensive, and interesting, and free! As English Heritage members, we don't have to pay for entry to Historic Scotland monuments like Jedburgh Abbey - so free entry to the museum was an added bonus.
And eventually it was time to board the 51 back to St Boswells, where we changed onto a connecting 68 bus back to Galashiels. As we boarded the bus, a local man introduced yourself. "I'll be your air steward for the journey", he said. "If there are any international terrorists on board, please don't wake me up." Dad alerted me to the emergency window mechanism - no hammer, but a red knob that you push for the release. Phallic jokes were then had by all. And, as we headed back towards the central Borders, Dad and I spontaneously made up a version of The Muppet Show theme about murderous rampage. Here are two of the verses:
"And Camilla the Chicken
Is on a killing spree.
It's more Full Metal Jacket
Than family TV."
"And in the Muppet studio,
The gang have gone insane.
Look over there, there's Kermit,
With mountains of cocaine..."
Much fun was had by all. We had a brief layover at St Boswells for our interchange and a toilet break; the 51 continued to Earlston, Lauder, Pathhead, Dalkeith and Edinburgh, with the 'steward' on board. We headed towards the central Borders, had an IRN-BRU and split a toffee tiffin bar between us at Galashiels, and then headed up on the train - once again, 170459 - back to Edinburgh (then back to Grannie's on the 16.)
So, what's next for the Borders Railway? Some have talked of expansion of the line southwards. Tweedbank, the southern terminus proper, is an abrupt terminus for such a grand line. It's only there because the reopened railway couldn't find its way into Melrose. The ambition seems to be to reach Hawick via Melrose and Newtown, where the council offices are situated. This is a sensible idea; Hawick is the most down-at-heel of the Borders towns, having suffered from the closure of the railway. Meanwhile, Melrose, with its abbey and tearooms, is a popular destination for tourists (although the iCentre there has closed recently). For some, extension through to Carlisle - via Longtown and either Newcastleton or a new alignment through Langholm - is still a long-term aspiration. A branch line from Shawfair to Penicuik, meanwhile is a more realistic suggestion - though there are several different alignments that could be taken, meaning that Straiton/Gilmerton/Loanhead/Bush/Roslin/Bonnyrigg will have to duke it out for the intermediate stations.
All in all, a great day was had by all.
Photos coming soon...!