Also replies that start with phrases like "Clearly you ..." or "You obviously ...".People who mess with others' messages and then add "fixed that for you".
Also replies that start with phrases like "Clearly you ..." or "You obviously ...".People who mess with others' messages and then add "fixed that for you".
Clearly you obviously don't understand what I'm saying...Also replies that start with phrases like "Clearly you ..." or "You obviously ...".
That's an absolutely ban-tastic idea!People who put 'tastic' at the end of other words.
In a similar vein, folk who seem to have a predilection towards creating clunky 'portmanteau' words, which is definitely more 'ban-tastic' than 'clunk-tastic'.People who put 'tastic' at the end of other words.
I agree.In a similar vein, folk who seem to have a predilection towards creating clunky 'portmanteau' words, which is definitely more 'ban-tastic' than 'clunk-tastic'.
People who put 'tastic' at the end of other words.
That's an absolutely ban-tastic idea!
Assuming you count toast and other bread products (e.g. crumpets) as bread, it's not clear what else you could eat Marmite on anyway!The catch-all 'like Marmite', as everyone is supposed to either love or loathe it, whereas I don't mind eating it occasionally, but only on bread.
Mashed into baked potatoes with some cheese, for example. Believe it or not, I once got my wife a bar of Marmite flavoured chocolate (in case you wonder, I was offered a taste and thought it disgusting).it's not clear what else you could eat Marmite on anyway!
Yep, agree.Can will make it illegal for any newspaper or media outlet to give airtime to the Duke and Duchess of Montecito, and their constant, self pitying, nauseating whining about how badly off they are and how everyone is against them.
I see Marmite branded products around in stores.Assuming you count toast and other bread products (e.g. crumpets) as bread, it's not clear what else you could eat Marmite on anyway!Just a spoonful of it would be absolutely disgusting
Ah right. Never seen that personally but then I don't tend to look for that kind of thing!I see Marmite branded products around in stores.
What a fantastic-tastic suggestion.People who put 'tastic' at the end of other words.
On the subject, people using the term "traffic warden" incorrectly. (Officials who enforce parking restrictions and hand out parking tickets are called civil enforcement officers.)@tbtc "Nobody likes traffic wardens"
I like traffic wardens, I love them, I wish there were many more!
Perhaps 'jokes' about traffic wardens could be banned?
There is a rather exclusive (by wealth, not by any measure of academic potential) private secondary school near where I live; I reckon if every traffic offence on the road past it by parents at school drop-off/pick-up time was ticketed, the income could sustainably fund the road system for the surrounding area well into the future.Civil enforcement officers, traffic law enforcement police, I love them all.
They come out about once a year round here. Sadly nothing to laugh about.
Yep, agree.
That reminds me - I'd also ban reporting on anything because of a meaningless or bizarrely-numbered anniversary. Local newspapers are particularly bad for this e .g. "Today marks 7 months since the re-painting of the bus shelter outside the Co-op on Acacia Road!"Non reporting on "the Royals" would effectively close down the Express group newspapers , who seem to carry a huge amount of such material. Both current and stuff dredged up from the past.
Non reporting on "the Royals" would effectively close down the Express group newspapers , who seem to carry a huge amount of such material. Both current and stuff dredged up from the past.
Agree - sick of the reportage they get. All over.
Gossip columns in newspapers. I have no interest if some minor nonentity is sh*gging someone who is not their spouse / partner. Indeed, I have no interest in the activities of so-called celebrities, many of whom have little real talent, but are fond of ego trips, and are often grossly overpaid and overrated. .
Last month I used an ATM to pay a cheque into my current account. The next day the bank emailed me asking me to "Share my experience of using an ATM at our branch in [town name]".Another thing I would like to ban would be those companies that ask you to fill out a satisfaction survey or write a review every time you buy something or interact with them.
Never heard of that - what is it? Is it those "Please rate how likely you would be to advise friends or family use our service" questions?Net promoter scores