Cryptic clues = station name

[cadoxton]

Ayr?

[waits for the claxon...]

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Yep - Your floor

 

[cadoxton]

open...

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

The AC voltage has dropped to zero captain

 

[D841 Roebuck]

Scotscalder?

 

[DaleCooper]

Scotscalder?

Sorry, it's not Scotscalder.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Newhaven Marine

 

[DaleCooper]

Newhaven Marine

Newhaven Marine? Ha! "Never win name" is nearer the truth.

 

[Zamracene749]

Ormskirk? 0 RMS KIRK?

 

[DaleCooper]

Ormskirk? 0 RMS KIRK?

Well done beermaddavep, Ormskirk is correct.

 

[Zamracene749]

Loans kid hubcap whipped here!

 

[Gutfright]

Bishop Auckland?

 

[Zamracene749]

Aye, Bishop Auckland, or Bish Vegas as it's known up here

 

[Gutfright]

This station is nan, whenever I am confused

 

[DaleCooper]

Newhaven Marine?

 

[Gutfright]

Indeed it is Newhaven Marine. It's always been Newhaven Marine.

The floor is yours...

 

[DaleCooper]

Indeed it is Newhaven Marine. It's always been Newhaven Marine.

HMS Ark Royal will be so disappointed.

For the next clue a snippet of verse:

In the station buffet we sang
"Meringues for all the gang"
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Hint:

This station is served by Southern only.

 

[Gutfright]

Angmering?

Open floor if it is...

 

[DaleCooper]

Angmering?

Open floor if it is...

Angmering is the correct solution.

In the station buffet we sang
"Meringues for all the gang"

Open floor...

 

[cadoxton]

put on?

 

[D841 Roebuck]

Ware?

 

[cadoxton]

Yep, Ware it is.

 

[D841 Roebuck]

Nazi with The French Connection

 

[Zamracene749]

FritzWilliam? Sorry chaps, I'll get me coat........

 

[D841 Roebuck]

FritzWilliam? Sorry chaps, I'll get me coat........

Wrong but wromantic...

 

[Springs Branch]

Nazi with The French Connection

L' SS (= Liss)

 

[DaleCooper]

Hessle?

 

[D841 Roebuck]

I like Liss (l"ss, very good)

However Hessle is the official answer...

 

[DaleCooper]

Next clue:

Two days in the ruins of central Paignton is like one in London

 

[D841 Roebuck]

Paddington?