The French have always been the past masters at this, not only by combining adjacent settlement names, but also with great precision with how they are officially known. A superb one is "Colombier-le-Vieux-Saint-Barthelemy-le-Plain", an obscure narrow gauge wayside point in the middle of nowhere. It is on the Vivaris line, closed in the 1960s but reincarnated as a heritage line nowadays. It knocks its equivalent Tan-y-Bwlch right out of contention, and is a challenger to Llanfair PG. Both Colombier and Saint Barthelemy, nearby but inconvenient walking distance, are sleepy villages. Those who recall the 1970 (British) television comedy "Clochemerle" may know it was filmed there, including the railway.