I took a lot of it as pure trolling. The rest as detail free word salad.Which suggests it was not written by an old school civil servant, but by someone newish who used AI to find buzzwords, rather than sticking to actual descriptive facts in the Headline
Smashing a broken rail? Rewiring a railway? Rooting out problems? Decades of failure? Highest ranking passenger concerns? Maze of tickets? Billions invested in long term projects? Single unified railway?
Reading that you would have absolutely no idea that substantial parts of the railway have been publicly owned for decades.
In particular the parts that are allegedly there to deal with broken rails, stolen/expired wiring, dug in militancy, complicated ticketing, long term investment strategy, passenger concerns, and most importantly of all, making sure the whole damn thing actually works as a single unified system (which it absolutely won't be under GBR, due to open access, devolution, freight and the private parts of the railway "industry", which is the sickest joke of all).
The singular mention of the 2018 timetable debacle, but not all the other stuff that's been going wrong for years, is unreal. The regulator blamed everyone, the entire system, including the government and itself. So we're hoping a repeat of such a thing isn't possible by simply unifying the track and most of the trains? That's the big idea is it?
As if GBR as a single entity won't have different departments with different priorities in addition to all its external relationships, and won't still be a pretty small fish in the global rolling stock manufacturing and civils sector. They'll love this new relationship, the private railway "industry" giants.
Steady orders and a sure fire knowledge they hold pretty much all the cards as the larger partner in any transaction GBR care to make. What is it to Siemens or (as was) Carillon to delay/amend GBR's 2027 orders? Are GBR going to be ruthless and just transfer the whole lot to someone else on the approved supplier list? Who? Someone with that much spare capacity just lying around doing nothing? Too small to be big, too big to be nimble.
Where is the leadership and strategy even coming from? Apparently GBR can't be trusted with even the basics like information and passenger assistance, needing both a regulator and a watchdog. What's the government's role to be? Same as before it seems. Directing everything and taking responsibility for nothing. The absent parent. What about the regulator? Unchanged I'm guessing. Because it's worked so well up to now.
We don't even have the unions in check yet, either carrotted or sticked into line. And they could care less, holding all the cards too. So much for unity. Unite the railway? Another troll. We already have the RMT and ASLEF. Add Unite to the mix and we all might as well give up and hand the country to Reform UK.
Smash it indeed. Your not my real railway dad!