If he really wanted to annoy England, he could propose that an independent Scotland joins the Schengen zone.
Yay, border controls at Carlisle and a massive fence...
Next we'll make them take on all of RBS' debt, then claim oil feilds by proportion of investment by companies based in the relevant countries, BP owns a lot of the oil, and if Scotland leaves GB, they leave the assets with where BP is based, Britain, that the're not in, and EU operating regs mean they can do **** all to stop us
Oh, and we'll have our rolling stock back, road networks, and you'll be buggered if we let Swansea keep taking care of your vehicles. Oh, and all forgin vehicles will be charged masses to use UK's roads.
A bit like Jersey and Guernsey where they stll have Pound Notes....RBS still issue them up here but there rare as hens teeth
(Not really, we work very hard to make everyone's lifes better)Tip: Attack old machines!
Or use a cabinet key to place the unit into test mode and keep hitting spin, (this tests the hopper, and can usually be done without sounding any allarms)
PS: This is how engineers get rich
