Giving Your Best

[Old Timer]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this :-





What Makes 100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?



Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?



We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?


What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions :-



If :-

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as :-

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then :-



H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%





and





K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% - SEE I GIVE 103% ALL THE TIME!!!!!



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-R -S -E-K -I -S-S -I -N-G

1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 121%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Arse kissing that will put you over the top.





'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

 

[ralphchadkirk]

Very good OT! I shall pass it on!

 

[Ivo]

If I may add one...

Perfection is supposed to be the best in every relevant manner. But what if it goes too far?

16+5+18+6+5+3+20+9+15+14=111%

111?

= Trying too hard.

 

[SouthEastern-465]

Great post OT!

 

[Aictos]

Great Stuff!

 

[poshbakerloo]

im confused

 

[37401]

im confused

Its a joke, to give 100% you dont work hard you just do alot of arsekissing and bullsh**ting

 

[Dai.]

Suddenly.. the world makes sense...