Jokes and puns regarding Animals on line in Doncaster area (03/08)

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EE-Dam that was an awful attempt ^^^

 

[zuriblue]

EE-Dam that was an awful attempt ^^^

Yes it was a bit Kraft-y

 

[backontrack]

Yes it was a bit Kraft-y

No American food companies on this forum, please! Pride is at steak.

 

[DasLunatic]

*sigh* Moove along or I'll drop a still-ton of bricks on you. Got it?

 

[61653 HTAFC]

*sigh* Moove along or I'll drop a still-ton of bricks on you. Got it?

Calm down... What's the beef?

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

I detect a Bully-Beef...

I think this thread is just milking it for all it is worth, its all codswollop, could land people in a pickle, have us all in a jam and we'd burn the server which leave us toast

I apologise for the stomach ache caused by the above comment

 

[railnerd]

Hi.
All this talk of food but no ones mentioned chocolate yet.

Anyway, can we get back on 'topic' pls. :roll:

 

[backontrack]

Hi.
All this talk of food but no ones mentioned chocolate yet.

Anyway, can we get back on 'topic' pls. :roll:

What about the cricket? We've won the relative 'Bounty' of the Ashes Urn, after creaming the Australians.

Certainly, one of the best things about having a chocolate bar is that you can eat it on the hoof...

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

What about the cricket? We've won the relative 'Bounty' of the Ashes Urn, after creaming the Australians.

Certainly, one of the best things about having a chocolate bar is that you can eat it on the hoof...

We got the "bounty"?

*snickers*

 

[backontrack]

We got the "bounty"?

*snickers*

You're nuts. Anyway, we need to go back to discussing cows (I'm feeling quite bullish about it).

 

[DaveHarries]

It occurs to me that had the cows strayed onto a road they might have been hit by a Double Decker :P Anyway back to cows: it is possible that any more discussion about chocolate on here may see people being bar-red from contributing.

Anyway, back to the cows at Doncaster. No doubt the story of this episode ended up in the local newspapers, where it could be seen in black & white.

Dave

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

From what I read, the farmer of the cows rang up Donny signal control to ask permission to SPAD

Steak

Passed

At

Danger

 

[backontrack]

I don't even know why the were on the railway line; I always thought they preferred to travel by limousin.
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This thread's gone a bit flat-footed recently, which is a shame. I do need to go and get my charger so that I can reconnect my laptop to the national power (cattle) grid.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

I don't even know why the were on the railway line; I always thought they preferred to travel by limousin.
--- old post above --- --- new post below ---
This thread's gone a bit flat-footed recently, which is a shame. I do need to go and get my charger so that I can reconnect my laptop to the national power (cattle) grid.

True...

Mind you, maybe they could rename 1S11 from "The Northern Lights" to "The Aberdeen Angus"

 

[backontrack]

True...

Mind you, maybe they could rename 1S11 from "The Northern Lights" to "The Aberdeen Angus"

Hmm. Aberdeen isn't in Angus; maybe something like 'The Arbroath Angus' would be better.

I've also noticed that your user name is more than appropriate for this thread.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Hmm. Aberdeen isn't in Angus; maybe something like 'The Arbroath Angus' would be better.

I've also noticed that your user name is more than appropriate for this thread.

It is a type of beef... Beef comes from cows, so it fits

 

[backontrack]

It is a type of beef... Beef comes from cows, so it fits

But do Angus cows come from Aberdeen?

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

But do Angus cows come from Aberdeen?

They were developed from cattle native to the counties of Aberdeenshire and Angus in Scotland, so yes they do

 

[backontrack]

Oh. Ignore my...ramblings.