Random Stuff

[Coxster]

Just thought I'd point out Chris Hallam's website - lots of random stuff on there. I particularly like the 'Court Room Blunders', 'Council Letters' and the 'Best Headlines of 2003' on the 'true life' page.

 

[ChrisM]

Good site and very funny.

"Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

Love it.

 

[TAS]

I know him, in fact I go to school with him, That site is just like him, really funny and slightly annoying.

 

[Coxster]

I know him, in fact I go to school with him, That site is just like him, really funny and slightly annoying.

I recognise the name (from UKTS?) I only came accross it when clearing out my favourites.

 

[class 313]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent *******," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

 

[jd]

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