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8 Aug 2005
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in
the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new
electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you
sons of b****es who want off, get the hell off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
b****es who are getting on, get your a****s in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to
go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and
resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who
are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
those of you who are p**sed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen.
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9 Jun 2005
That made me laugh more than i did in the entire episode of supernova last night, though admittedly that isn't saying much.

Tom B

Established Member
27 Jul 2005
Still mildly amusing, though I've seen it at least 20 times ;).
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