Child In disgust: 'I'm 6!!!
Perhaps it was just a horrible child - like I was

When I was a kid the buses were free if you were under three. When I was two that was great for my Mum, but bad for me because I didn't get a ticket. And I wanted a ticket.
"How old's the boy?"
"He's two"
"No, I'm THREE Mum"
Normal outcome was that she'd produce a birth certificate, explain what "I was like" and I'd get some sort of ticket from a sympathetic bus conductor.
