These will make you smile

[nutter]

http://www.emmaclarke.com/fun/mind-the-gap/spoof-london-underground-announcements

 

[me123]

Thanks for that!

 

[Jim]

Did you listen to Five Live last night then!?

 

[nutter]

nope, it was in yesterday's mirror

 

[Jim]

Dreadfull!

 

[Dave A]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7113545.stm

Whoops... :roll: :mrgreen:

 

[AlexS]

That made me laugh a hell of a lot.

 

[Ascot]

Oh dear good old LUL.

 

[D306]

hahaha. thats really funny David

 

[mbonwick]

ign5:

 

[D306]

http://www.emmaclarke.com/fun/mind-the-gap/spoof-london-underground-announcements

link doesn't work for me

 

[Mintona]

I got onto the site earlier, but now it doesn't work for me either.

 

[Dave A]

She'd be wise to take them down, so she probably is. Also, that story is in the top 5 "most read and emailed" on the BBC website, and it contains a link to her site, so its probably suffering from the amount of traffic.

 

[Mintona]

- Apparently not. Access can now be found, and she has a nice message on there telling us to come back tomorrow as her site is being overloaded with people downloading them

 

[thefab444]

Does this mean there's a vacancy coming up soon?

 

[Tom]

News just in

thefab444 has taken Emma Clarke's job.

Celia will be the Victoria line announcer.

 

[thefab444]

Celia, Celia, Celia, that's all we get these days...

The next stashun iss Finchlee Rood. Change for the Metropolitan Layan. Please miyand the gip between the chain and the bladform.

 

[me123]

Could be worse: Annoying Annie from Scotrail...

"This is barGAYdie"
"THish ish... BLERHULL. Thish tren is fir... HELENSBURAH CENTRAYL. The nexsht shtop is EASTERHOOSE!!!!"

Thankfully now replaced by the much more pleasant and reliable Fletcher Mathers. (Whoever she is).

 

[nutter]

Nothing to do with the railways, but still very funny

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay...746&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

 

[thefab444]

Could be worse: Annoying Annie from Scotrail...

"This is barGAYdie"
"THish ish... BLERHULL. Thish tren is fir... HELENSBURAH CENTRAYL. The nexsht shtop is EASTERHOOSE!!!!".

THUS TRAIN US FOR MILN-GAIII!!!!!! THUS TRAIN WULL BE CALLINGAT: DUMBARTUN CENTRUL, DUMBARTUN EEEEEAST, BOWLING, KILPATRICK, SINGA, DUMWRY, DRUMCHAPPEL, WESTERON, UNNIESLAND, EASTHOOOSE, BLAIR HULL, COATDYKE, COATBVVVIDCH SUNNYSIDE, ANDDDDD MILN-GAIIII! WHERE THUS TRAIN WULL TERMINATE. THA NEXT STORP WILL BE, DUMBARTUN CENTRUL.

One too many I think (announcements that is!).

 

[me123]

THUS TRAIN US FOR MILN-GAIII!!!!!! THUS TRAIN WULL BE CALLINGAT: DUMBARTUN CENTRUL, DUMBARTUN EEEEEAST, BOWLING, KILPATRICK, SINGA, DUMWRY, DRUMCHAPPEL, WESTERON, UNNIESLAND, EASTHOOOSE, BLAIR HULL, COATDYKE, COATBVVVIDCH SUNNYSIDE, ANDDDDD MILN-GAIIII! WHERE THUS TRAIN WULL TERMINATE. THA NEXT STORP WILL BE, DUMBARTUN CENTRUL.

One too many I think (announcements that is!).

The order of the stations is just about as accurate as Annie as well!

 

[Tom B]

The voice at Waverley sounds like she's severely depressed, IMO. Especially as she gets to the end of announcements, seems to sound like she's about to jump off the north bridge.