Uxbridge English Dictionary

[GusB]

Deliberate - criticise India's capital city

 

[krus_aragon]

Meteor - To visit the Hundred Acre Wood's favourite donkey

 

[IanD]

Meteorite

Meteor - To visit the Hundred Acre Wood's favourite donkey

... is the correct definition.

 

[krus_aragon]

Meteorite

Meteor - To visit the Hundred Acre Wood's favourite donkey

... is the correct definition.

Genius!

 

[krus_aragon]

Distraction - What kettle veg do when a diesel shows up.

Contraction - A new-build steam engine (such as Tornado or Betton Grange)

Retraction - A Deltic in Newcastle

 

[Welshman]

sic gloria transit mundi
Our Gloria was ill on the school bus last Monday.

Magna Carta
An important player in the haulage business.

 

[Busaholic]

Guacamole - half mole, half duck.

 

[AndrewE]

I just heard:
Brexiteer: Selective deafness...!

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Mustard - lateness caused by over-zealous facial-hair grooming.
Custard - to berate someone for poor timekeeping.
Ketchup - a very affectionate Welsh-speaking South African.
Brown Sauce - the poppy fields of Afghanistan.
Barbeque Sauce - the "seasonal" aisle at Tesco.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Contraction - A new-build steam engine (such as Tornado or Betton Grange)

Retraction - A Deltic in Newcastle

Abstraction - a locomotive that's been working out.
Detraction - to uncouple the locomotive from its carriages.
Detractor - what's happening on the Cumbrian Coast.

 

[krus_aragon]

Perspex - how opticians get paid

 

[krus_aragon]

Accessorize - a drawbridge

 

[bnm]

Extractor Fan A former farm machinery enthusiast.

 

[krus_aragon]

Despair - To lose one glove

 

[317 forever]

Radiant - an ant keen on listening to the wireless

 

[krus_aragon]

Sublime - Poor quality fruit

 

[Busaholic]

CREME DE LA CREME - winner of the Best Crematorium Award


(with thanks to Giles Brandreth)

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Mormon - an important line in the opening act of a reggae-themed adaptation of "Oliver!"

 

[krus_aragon]

Repair - What happens when you swing your scythe too high.

 

[Busaholic]

Hawthorn - a bush that's gone on the game.

 

[krus_aragon]

Ecumenical - By Jove, you've killed a lot of badgers!

 

[krus_aragon]

Hatchet - Rubbish headgear

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Flattery - an Estate Agents Office
or
Flattery - Mr. Venables never saw that steamroller coming...

Trigonometry - The tradition of allowing death-row inmates to choose their executioner.
Stethoscope - Keeping tabs on Stephanie

 

[Bevan Price]

Art-ish Who

Painter with a tendency to sneeze.

 

[Cowley]

Art-ish Who

Painter with a tendency to sneeze.

Bevan Price - What de Transit will cost to hire...

 

[Bevan Price]

Bevan Price - What de Transit will cost to hire...

Cowley :- Source of milk & beefburgers in Leigh.

 

[Cowley]

Cowley :- Source of milk & beefburgers in Leigh.

 

[krus_aragon]

Dystrophy - what a bad loser does

 

[krus_aragon]

Minimum - I come from a short family

Ardennes - Where pirates hide

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Mallaig - West Highland lower limb