Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Busaholic]

Jockey - bit like a Jock

 

[Esker-pades]

Holy - A bit like a prostitute.

 

[xotGD]

Holy - A bit like a prostitute.

Horticulture - A high-class prostitute

 

[MotCO]

Descant - What Desmond is not allowed to do.

 

[Busaholic]

Lou Reed - a magazine in the bog

 

[Welshman]

Mandatory
A collection of agencies specialising in social introductions to men.

 

[xotGD]

Mandatory
A collection of agencies specialising in social introductions to men.

I thought Mandatory was a chap going out with a Conservative

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

Manana: eventually, sometime

A linguist compiling a Brazilian Portuguese : Irish English dictionary managed to explain the meaning to an old Irishman
'Sorry, we do not have a word for that degree of urgency', bleated that worthy

 

[Lloyds siding]

Fleeting Glimpse - foot impediment caused by Jamaican biting insects.

 

[Cowley]

Attention all Uxbridge English Dictionary types!
This thread has now been moved to the quiz section as it actually fits in here more than it does in General Discussion - bearing in mind that it’ll be joining the existing Mornington Crescent thread which is of a similar theme.

Thanks all.

 

[backontrack]

Then I might as well do it with stations.

Mistley - a bit like a fog

Wendover - a question, for when you want to know what the time is in Kent

Kinbrace - used for holding up your 'kin trousers

 

[perryman]

Clapton - the applauding by the audience for the entrance of the performing artist

 

[backontrack]

Dundee - now onto the fifth letter of the alphabet

 

[perryman]

Arram - a male ruminant mammal with a thick woolly coat and horns

 

[backontrack]

Sellafield - Land for sale

 

[perryman]

Harrogate - The style of walking for boys from a posh school in north-west London.

 

[johnnychips]

Rock Ferry - Flintstones era maritime transport.

 

[perryman]

Cromer - The 2nd word of the title song where confused exiled urban Italians, now based in north Norfolk, reminisce about leaving the home country.

 

[Welshman]

Propagate - the authorised entrance, except for four-wheeled open carriages, which use the surrogate.
Clerihews - range of colours of church ministers' blouses/shirts.
Extraordinary - assistant Bishop.
Catastrophe - award-winning feline.
Porcupine - desirable meat.

 

[perryman]

Doncaster - A professor or Mafia boss (or both) standing on a little swivel-type wheel.

 

[xotGD]

Basic - Feeling unwell before the boat has even left the harbour.

 

[perryman]

Dawlish Warren - A tasty & edible entrance to the home of a bunny.

 

[johnnychips]

And not far away Newton Abbot. A cleric with reptilian headgear.

 

[perryman]

Manningtree - An alternative rescue challenge for firefighters more accustomed to dealing with the feline equivalent.

 

[johnnychips]

Glossop - to exaggerate your recent hospital procedure.

 

[perryman]

Wood Street - small reward for Tiger when he's been a good boy.

 

[xotGD]

Carnforth - the vehicle that has three others ahead of it.

 

[perryman]

Kenilworth - canine property value.

 

[johnnychips]

Penistone - a mixed unit of currency and mass.

 

[perryman]

Butlers Lane - Tabloid headline for murder of domestic servant.