I got up recently a good 5 minutes early to wind up someone in the VT quiet coach who thought his ticket price included the right to make numerous phone calls. After two requests to please use the vestibule I said (loudly) "Right, I'm going to see the Train Manager!", picked up my bag and stormed out of the carriage. By the time I had got three coaches through the train I was at my stop, in just the right place for the exit...