Articulated lorry tractors move 40 (44?) tonnes gross, so why not a rescue tractor? I thought rubber tyres on tarmac had better adhesion than steel wheels on steel rails.
That only works when the entire rescue journey is on street, which is unlikely on most of Metrolink particularly as the depots are on sections of ballasted track.
And waiting for a rescue tractor doesn't address the inconvenience to passengers of abruptly taking out of service a tram that was going in the opposite direction.
A tram failure is going to stop the service for a considerable period of time however it is dealt with. This is usually minimised by having the tram behind couple up and push - two trams out of service but by the time it's achieved there will be at least one more close behind. It would be unusual to borrow a tram going the other way, as most failures won't be near a convenient crossover and it's probably better to use a following vehicle that can't be doing anything else due to being blocked by the failure.
Even if you could control the hydraulics from a towing vehicle, it only kicks in at around 5mph and below, everything else Is regenerative, so you still have 40 tons pushing against the recovery vehicle.
Not really relevant to this discussion, but for the record the Bombardier Croydon trams, and I assume also the very similar Metrolink ones, are able to stop from maximum speed using friction brakes alone. I've seen it happen when testing them when new - though the brakes got pretty hot.
The parking brake being audible every time a tram stops or starts, so all Metrolink passengers will be aware of it, but other than that, do they purely use rheo/regen for deceleration with no friction or air braking? I have been on a tram which was in the unfortunate enough situation to hit someone, so I have experienced an emergency brake application (and the driver made an announcement that we would not be able to move again until he had reported having made an emergency brake application) and it is really very sharp, not at all like train brakes requiring miles to stop.
Emergency (hazard) braking uses a third system, electromagnetic track brakes that rub on the rail itself and therefore do not depend on wheel-rail adhesion. This gives about 25%g deceleration, compared to a train which achieves 12%g maximum in emergency. Service brakes on trams are also more powerful and more controllable than train brakes, for safe operation on the street.