What's the Gender?

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David

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You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For Example ...

1) Freezer Bags - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Photocopiers - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyres - Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloons - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.

5) Sponges - Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Pages - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Railway Stations - Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.

8 ) Hourglass -Female, because overtime, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have around.

10) Remote Control - Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this -They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. and, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
 
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