I'm running the risk of an infraction here but I trust "high command" has a sense of humour.
Following the welcome additions of Ainsworth 74 and Ian XC to the exalted status I was curious as to the procedure. As RailUK Forums are as open as "Opus Dei" with regard to the election of "New Cardinals" might I hazard a guess at some aspects of "The Ordination"
Does the "head moderator" wear a Mitre with the "BR Logo" emblazoned upon it.
Do the current moderation team adorn "ceremonial anoraks" whilst deciding the suitabilty of prospective candidates.
At the conclusion of the deliberations does smoke emanate from "Yorkies Chimney" to indicate the end of the discussions and election of two new "Cardinals"
On appointment do the new Moderators have to swear an oath of allegiance on a copy of "Bradshaws" prior to their confirmation and award of the fabled "ceremonial anorak".
Oh to be a fly on the wall