We might have to amicably agree to disagree on this one.
Part of my issue is that in my view it *isn’t* a satisfactory job. The announcement, to me, sounds like the person recording it is on some kind of ego trip, which having now found out who it is sadly comes as no surprise to me. Not an appropriate tone for something which is potentially a major disruptive inconvenience. It was the fact that, in my view, the message sounded stupid and unprofessional is why it got my nose (mildly) out of joint.
The only thing I took from it was something about a Brighton improvement project. I didn’t “hear” the rest because of the silly voice and the way the emphasis came over as being the person reading the message, not the messsge itself. My take-away would be that it was some kind of self-congratulating GTR message about their new trains and timetable! Which, after all, is allegedly a Brighton improvement project.
I don’t have a problem with kids being allowed to do announcements, or adults if it really floats their boat - albeit it shouldn’t be something important and definitely not safety-related. But having someone record an announcement being played on a regular basis IMO takes this too far. This TOC certainly has more than enough far more important things to be doing.
I miss the late, great Phil Sayer, he was my favourite station announcer and has now been replaced by that whiney sounding women who seems to now be at most stations across the network, who I cannot stand. At least Phil is still going strong at SWR.
I don’t see an issue with Geoff doing the odd random announcement though.