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  • When you travel on the thing nobody likes:
    ’Do you want to get battered? Cause the thing you are on likes fish and chips!’

    If too many people respond to this, this is probably going to result in a joke thread somewhere on the site :lol:
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    Purple Train
    "Right," says the man, now addressing the dog, "On sandpaper, there's a smooth side. What's the other side?" The dog replies, "Rough!"
    The barman huffs. "Right, you've had your joke, now get out."
    The man protests, "No, give me another chance."
    The barman agrees. Reluctantly.
    "In golf, what's the long grass called?" asks the man.
    "Rough!" answers the dog.
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    Purple Train
    "Right, stop it..." begins the barman, but the man cuts him off. "No, one more, please!" The barman agrees. Very reluctantly. "If this is another joke, you're out, no arguments, no protests."
    "Who was Scotland's goalkeeper in the 1982 World Cup?" asks the man.
    "Rough!" replies the dog.
    The barman throws them out, and the man tears into his dog immediately afterwards.
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    Purple Train
    "What on earth do you mean, getting us kicked out like that, eh? EH?"
    "Sorry," says the dog, "was the last one Jim Leighton?"
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