Talking of people who think they're a cut above the rest. I travel often in north Kent on Southeastern. I've had a fair share of funny moments, but yesterday's was the best.
I was sitting on my own at a table of four, heading to CBE. At FAV, a snooty looking lady, smothered in sun cream, with a wide-brimmed hat and sandals on boarded the train, the typical nature loving type. She had two young sons with her. The three seats at my table were free and I didn't mind them sitting there.
Just as the young son was about to sit down, the mother said, "Oh no, we don't want to sit next to this lower class chav, we'll find first class." I was absolutely shocked, but it made me laugh.
Anyway, we got off at CBE and the boy spat on the pavement. She was horrified, but I was delighted.
I've had lots of incidents like that on SE, I'll be sure to share them more often!