Deep breath. Deep breath. They don't know beer. They are southern. deep breath. Deep, cleansing breath. Go to the happy place................. NO! I cant do it. ARGH! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I like proper, northern, men's ale. Brown, strong, manly. Little finger firmly clamped to the side of the glass, Not fizzy, served with a proper head. Sensible. Pragmatic. Solid. Loyal. Puts hairs on your chest and gives you a deep manly voice and a firm handshake.
We were actually talking about this the other day noting how beer styles have changed to become a lot more light coloured, citrus tasting and seemingly designed to appeal to the lager boys. There isnt much proper, old school ale about. It is all terribly bland and it all seems very fizzy. There has been a resurgence of mild, stout and porter which is good but the old fashioned northern session ale seems to have gone for a burton.
BTW - I am being slightly factitious. Beer is a very personal thing and tastes and styles are different across regions One thing is constant though. Southern beer is always rubbish
BTW 2 - Brewdog. No. That is all.