Regardless of all of the above, isn't it funny that some passengers known to crew are never hassled in this way? Up here we're all clear that if it happened then we'd state the known 'vacate by' time to the host and invite them to take it further if they wish. What are the chances?
Anyway, on a lighter note, the last few posts have reminded us to compile a selection of a more regular host issue on the Inverness section of the Highlander, and that's the comedy created by genuine human error when attendants have forgotten to wake passengers due to alight at intermediate stations north of Perth. To be fair to Serco, most of these happened either in their very early days or under Scotrail.
- a Dunkeld passenger who was remembered just as the northbound train pulled out of the station. They managed to get him off at Pitlochry, but of course his car was at Dunkeld. They tried to get him a taxi, but these aren't really available on demand in Pitlochry at 615am. There was nothing to do but to phone and wake up his wife at home. She then had to spend the best part of the next hour driving all over sorting out the problem.
- a Blair Atholl passenger remembered just before Dalwhinnie. There was a mad dash by the host to the cabin to discover that they'd managed to get themselves off without breakfast. They were never heard of again.
- another Dunkeld passenger who was woken by furious banging on the door five minutes before arrival, and then a mortified request to vacate immediately. Being wise to the ways of the sleeper, he said he'd do his best but they'd need to wait. When he got off ten minutes later he was greeted by four crew, two either side of one of those wooden boxes they have on the Dunkeld platform, and offering scraping apologies. He said that the Queen getting off the Royal Train must have a similar reception. But no breakfast for him either....
Never a dull moment.