In the fifteen years that I've been in my current job I've had five days off following a surgical procedure and three days off with man flu. Eight days in fifteen years.
There's one guy I work with (well, he occasionally attends) who always has some excuse with trivial illness. While the political correctness brigade say that it's unfair to ask someone their sick leave record I feel that I am a far more employable prospect than the waste of oxygen who is always on the phone to the doctors to get signed off because he's got the sniffles. Again.
If you're a malingering sicknote with no sense of teamwork, leaving your shift colleagues to have to work harder thanks to your latest bout of mad cow disease (or something equally ridiculous) get into the dole queue with all of the rest of your sort.
Rant over.