....To those in Customer service roles, what questions to you find REALLY annoying?
More conversations than questions really....
"How much is it to get to Scotland?"
"Any particular station in Scotland?"
"Is there more than one?"
"Yes, there are quite a few"
"Oh, I don't know. Which one is best?"
"How much is it to go from Manchester to London?"
"Do you know when are you planning to travel?"
"Sometime next month"
"Can you be more specific?"
"I don't really know, probably Wednesday to Wednesday?"
"Erm... okay..."
"Tuesday night if it's cheaper I guess..."
"Right. Do you have a preferred time to travel?"
"No, not really, whenever's cheapest"
"Single to Bolton"
"£4.30 please"
[passenger places money on counter, I issue ticket]
"Has it gone up? It's normally two pounds something"
"Two pounds something?"
"Yes..... I've got a Railcard"
"WA67RP"
"I'm sorry?"
"I'm going to WA67RP"
"I see"
"How much is it?"
"I have no idea, do you know what the nearest station is?"
"No, they just gave me that postcode"
"What time is the first train to Manchester?"
"About five thirty"
"Oh no I don't want to go that early, have you got something around nine"
"Swinton please"
"Swinton Manchester?"
"Is there another one?"
"Yes. In Yorkshire"
"Why would I want to go there?"
"Return please"
"Where to?"
"I'm coming back here"
"Yes, but where are you going to?"
"Liverpool Return"
"It's a bus replacement service today because of engineering works"
"I want the train"
"There is no train, it's a bus replacement service today"
"Only a bus?"
"Yes"
"Okay, how much is it?"
"Twelve pounds forty"
"What platform is it from?"
What time is the next train to (location) .... does that stop at (location)? When people are asking where they want to go it would be much simpler asking for the destination they are actually trying to get to, example would be a London Euston service but they're trying to get to Milton Keynes.
"When is the next train to St Albans?"
"Two fifty four"
"Single to Radlett"
"Ah, you won't want to get the fifty four then, two fifty eight Luton service for Radlett"
"Does the fifty four not stop at Radlett?"
"No, two fifty eight for Radlett"
"So why did you tell me two fifty four?"
....Having a group of 10-15 people who can hear exactly what you're saying... but ask the exact same question as the person in front of them anyway....
I don't mind the same question as such, they might be in earshot but not paying attention, it's when they say "Same question really", I feel so tempted to reply "Same answer really".
Indeed, there is a certain stigma attached to waiting for a later, but faster train...
Today I had, maybe, a dozen people each say they'd rather wait for the later train (which arrives five minutes later) because it's a quicker journey. I tend to go for the one that arrives soonest.