Visited a new (to me) parkrun venue, yesterday, the park was advertised as having toilets, I arrived around half eight and found them but they weren’t open. A nearby volunteer who was marking out the course said they usually opened around that time. Started having a warm up jog up and down the path, chap came by heading to the toilet so I called out “they’re not open yet”. In a thick eastern European accent he answered “Why? Where else am I gonna p*ss? Ok I’ll just go up the side, who’s gonna f***in know”? With that he proceeded to relieve himself along the side of the building, in full view of anyone coming along the path. He’d only just finished and jogged off towards the starting area when someone came out from the nearby cafe and unlocked the loos, shaking his head as he noticed what had been going on. All because the guy couldn’t wait literally two-three minutes.