Trainfan344
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Alton in Hampshire used to at least have a sign pointing people for Alton Towers to Stoke-on-Trent
NR should sell the naming rights to Liverpool St, make a few quid, outrage the traditionalists and solve this particular problem.![]()
At Norwich should be easy to spot the difference, Norwich-Liverpool Lime Street trains are normally 2 carriage trains Norwich to Nottingham, were as Norwich -London Liverpool Street trains are normally longer sets.
In London, it has been known for people to mistake Tottenham Hale with Tottenham Court Road, and Blackhorse Lane (Croydon Tramlink) with Blackhorse Road (Victoria Line)
That means nothing to some of our passengers. It's as if the second they walk onto a railways station all common sense flies out the window
Coming back from Manchester - as the train left Ilkeston, the guard came through the train saying that the REAR 2 coaches were only going to Nottingham - passengers for stations AFTER Nottingham would have to travel in the front 2 coaches - and to follow him if they weren't sure where they were.
Train pulls into Nottingham a couple of minutes late - and the guard has advised passengers in the REAR section (where I was) that the doors wouldn't open until the train separated.
Cue people HAMMERING on the buttons outside the train trying to get in - and we could hear the platform announcer saying that only the FRONT 2 coaches were continuing on to Norwich.....
When the doors finally were released, there were people pushing to get on in the REAR section, despite people telling them that it's going nowhere.....
Coming Soon. Within just 1.5miles of each other.
A. James St.
B. St James.
This is further examples of the excellent handiwork work of Merseytravel Chairman and Network Rail Manager, Cllr Liam Robinson.
I wonder if anyone has ended up at Hampden Park station near Eastbourne when they really wanted to go to the football stadium in Glasgow.
Plausible because there are direct trains from Gatwick Airport to Hampden Park, and someone who is unfamiliar with the geography of Britain might not realise how far it is from Glasgow to London.
Many years ago I was on a Paddington to Oxford train (remember the Inter City DMUs?), first stop Reading. When the ticket collector came around he had to point out to a couple of American tourists that they had a LU ticket Padd to Oxford Circus not Oxford! He very kindly told them to get off a Reading and get a train back without charging them. Those were the days!
Plenty of scope for confusion there because the train reverses at Sheffield. The "follow me" seems like a good idea. Otherwise...Coming back from Manchester - as the train left Ilkeston, the guard came through the train saying that the REAR 2 coaches were only going to Nottingham - passengers for stations AFTER Nottingham would have to travel in the front 2 coaches - and to follow him if they weren't sure where they were.
Which has several posters replete with song title puns, directing tourists who've come to the wrong place to get a ticket to ride to St Johns Wood.And there are many roads called Abbey Road in London. The only one with a station named after it is on the DLR out east
Don't expect "normals" to have any idea of what type/length of train is to be expected.
Indeed, many tourists from other countries may be somewhat perturbed/put off the correct train by only 2 carriages being at Norwich for a 5-odd hour cross-country journey to Liverpool!
Especially if the person asking at the ticket office has a bad lisp...Ashford (Kent) to Rye or Wye can be as bad.
There used to be come confusion by tourists at Cambridge - the fast train from London divided at Cambridge and then the front unit was going on to Kings Lynn and the rear unit was forming the next fast service non-stop to Kings Cross from the same platform. So they just heard the announcement for "Kings..." and the platform number without realising there were 2 separate services going in different directions. The detached unit now goes empty into the yard and returns to platform 7 to await the arrival of the portion from Kings Lynn so most services now leave from separate platforms.
Certainly a US colleague gave directions to another visiting US colleague (bad plan) about meeting up with us at a restaurant next to Edgware Road station - the latter ended up at the top end of the Northern Line …Americans' tendency to routinely omit street qualifiers can make matters worse
Especially confusing as they pass through Berwick en route and would assume they are close to the Scottish border.I wonder if anyone has ended up at Hampden Park station near Eastbourne when they really wanted to go to the football stadium in Glasgow.
Plausible because there are direct trains from Gatwick Airport to Hampden Park, and someone who is unfamiliar with the geography of Britain might not realise how far it is from Glasgow to London.
I have also been at Glasgow Central (in GNER days) when the Scotrail service to North Berwick via Shotts and West Calder was cancelled. A customer who wanted to go to Berwick Upon Tweed asked station staff when the next train would be. It was only after a short conversation that they realised which Berwick he wanted to go to, and they directed him to the GNER service to London which was about to leave.
In London, it has been known for people to mistake Tottenham Hale with Tottenham Court Road, and Blackhorse Lane (Croydon Tramlink) with Blackhorse Road (Victoria Line)
Gatwick to Glasgow? Really? Surely not for many years??
I meant that there are direct trains from Gatwick Airport to Hampden Park near Eastbourne, not Hampden Park in Glasgow, the nearest station to which is Mount Florida.
Which rather proves my point, as someone from overseas arriving at Gatwick might not realise this, and travel to Sussex whilst thinking he was on the way to Scotland.
It took several attempts at my bad pronunciation for the ticket office in Lucerne to issue me a ticket to Schynige Platte ! The ticket clerk was nonplussed ! Fortunately I had the leaflet with the timetable on it so I could show where I was going to.A further issue is that while the passenger gets the right train, they have been issued with the wrong tickets. Visiting Glasgow not long ago I went on the local train to Carmyle in the eastern suburbs, a decidedly quiet station, but asking for tickets at Anderston Cross station I was so conscious of the scope for being issued to Carlisle, which they probably do more tickets to and at many times the price, and where an English-sounding passenger would be more likely to go, that I got myself into a tongue-twist that made the ticket clerk's face go into puzzlement.
Sorry if that was you …
Well of course, everybody knows that you take the Piccadilly line train to the airport.You have to identify the mistake before you can correct it, though!
My favourite example is probably the chap who got on the wrong train at Manchester Piccadilly to go to the Airport, ...