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The events surrounding Richard Hammonds jet powered car crash will forever change the way charities raise money. From today, appeals have begun for more celebrities to suffer life threatening accidents across the nation, said a Goverment Spokesman.
The unfortunate incident which caused Richards Land Speed attempt to end in dismay, and his near life threatening injuries, prompted the well wishing nation to make such suprising donations to the rescuers which rushed him to hospital after the incident, Yorkshire Air Ambulance can now double its capacity with a new Helicopter and Customised Y.A.A. Coffee Cups!
Due to the united spirits of our nation, if more celebrities were to suffer in similar incidences, the Goverment would no longer be required to pump vast sums of money into the NHS, as the public could effectively pay for it themselves!
Previously, it has been a very difficult challenge to get our nation to donate in such a manner, but as soon as someone famous is hurt, we cant get to the bank quick enough!
Note Written in the lightest of hearts, with no ill feelings meant towards Richard or his family. May he make a quick recovery and swift return to enjoying his life and entertaining us all with Top Gear!
The unfortunate incident which caused Richards Land Speed attempt to end in dismay, and his near life threatening injuries, prompted the well wishing nation to make such suprising donations to the rescuers which rushed him to hospital after the incident, Yorkshire Air Ambulance can now double its capacity with a new Helicopter and Customised Y.A.A. Coffee Cups!
Due to the united spirits of our nation, if more celebrities were to suffer in similar incidences, the Goverment would no longer be required to pump vast sums of money into the NHS, as the public could effectively pay for it themselves!
Previously, it has been a very difficult challenge to get our nation to donate in such a manner, but as soon as someone famous is hurt, we cant get to the bank quick enough!
Note Written in the lightest of hearts, with no ill feelings meant towards Richard or his family. May he make a quick recovery and swift return to enjoying his life and entertaining us all with Top Gear!