I think you're flogging a dead horse there. Pacers had WiFi, even buses have it now. I signed up for a cheaper phone contract with a small data allowance simply because WiFi is so common. Ironically, the 317s that the 700s partially replaced had WiFi fitted almost as soon as they moved to Greater Anglia.
Wi-Fi is usually awful once you have lots of users. Roaming between APs can be problematic, and depending on the positioning and how your device chooses to roam, you can get drop outs or major loss in signal. I am not sure how many Wi-Fi 6 APs are in use in coffee shops, cafes, hotels etc - but Wi-Fi 5 has limitations and many hotspots will be Wi-Fi 4. There's also the issue of what backhaul they have, and are willing to give you (not just on a train - but in a Starbucks etc), and security. Is the site you're connecting to what you think it is? Plus have they set isolation so you can't do a network search and see other users connected to the same Wi-Fi network?
I pay for unlimited data on my phone, and have 5G access. With a modem that supports 7 carrier aggregation, I can get up to 400Mbps on 4G, let alone 5G, and that's all for me (okay pedants; it's shared with other users on the cell site, but it's not one connection on a cell site that's divided down again between potentially hundreds of people).
I use Wi-Fi on Avanti West Coast because the glass coating forces me to (as the solar reflection blocks the phone signal quite effectively) but on other trains, I rely on my own connection which works well nearly all the time. The train Wi-Fi only has the edge in some tunnels where a 9 or 11 car train might have part of the train still outside, getting a signal I cannot. That's about it.
I fully agree that in the future, I doubt Wi-Fi will be considered a must. Indeed, for people like me and many others, I've never thought Wi-Fi was the way forward bar your own home system that you know and can control, or that of an office and other 'trusted' location.
I think the DfT should have had less interest in Wi-Fi on public transport and more interest in working with Network Rail to come up with a safe way to install infrastructure on the railway, suitably isolated from GSM-R (with a plan towards migration to LTE-R at some point) which seems to be happening now, with the 5G rollout on the Brighton Mainline (and hopefully happening nationally over the next 5 or 10 years). For a long time this was considered an absolute no-no, and networks couldn't do it for fear of bypassing the usual planning applications, but it was always possible - just like putting mobile coverage inside tunnels, first with Eurostar, then HS1 and parts of the Underground.
More if the money was there. Taking them out of service unnecessarilly to retrofit would be expensive for something I don't think gets used as much as people say it is, I don't see USB ports getting used on buses a lot.
5V/1A (5W) is the norm in my experience, and given people aren't likely on buses that long (YMMV) you may get 4 or 5% added on to your charge if you're lucky. I won't go on about providing USB-PD for 18, 65, 1xxW and above - which would need better wiring than some of the creative stuff I've seen on buses (that would never, ever, be allowed on a train).