Ow do all! 
I've had my fair share of dealings with the mindless fools at TV Licensing. A week before moving into my current home in 2006CE, I purchased a licence as I
intended to buy and use a television set around the time. Despite giving my address when purchasing my licence at the P.O. counter though, they sent me a series of threatening and abusive letters
ordering me to buy a TV licence...And when I told them that I already had a licence (And enclosed a photocopy of said licence) the letters still didn't stop! :roll:
After a few months, it became clear to me that I would not be purchasing a television or other licensed device after all, so I sent them a letter stating this fact (And another photocopy of my licence) and requesting information on how to obtain a refund. At this point the threatening letters stopped and I was sent back a letter telling me how to obtain a refund and register my property as legally unlicenced. Of course, they also stated that an inspector would call to verify that what I was telling them was indeed the truth. (Something that - Despite what's been said up-thread regarding their lack of rights - I don't have any problem with.)
Now because of my beliefs and religious practices, it is common for me to wear a Sword or have a similar weapon (Dagger, War-Hammer, Chainsaw etc) to hand at all times when at home - Which is perfectly within the bounds of the Law as my home is private property, and "
Weapons in public places" laws do not apply within.
Even though I'm as friendly and non-threatening toward my visitors as much as possible, the TV Licensing inspector was clearly ill at ease* whilst being shown the devices that I was using and the measures that I had taken to prevent them from receiving television signals...Indeed, he left so quickly after the inspection that I
still havn't ever seen a Vauxhall Corsa do 0-60mph as fast as his did that day!

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* - The sight of my Blood upon the Blade from the binding Ritual a week before might not have helped, mind!
Anyhow...Since that time, I have remained legally unlicenced and only have to submit a declaration every three years to confirm that this is still the case. Although they
say that inspectors will call around again to confirm (Which I'm happy for them to do) they still havn't as of yet!

On the downside though: Even though I had contacted them three months after paying £126,50 of hard earned cash for my licence requesting a refund (And stating clearly that I had never watched television and thus qualified for a full refund) they only refunded 50% of the fee that I had paid, and to this day I am
still fighting them to get the other 50% back!
As of today I have gone 73 weeks...
I'd better add a friendly warning that your post - If seen and dumped to hard-copy by TV Licencing -
Could be used as evidence against ye. Might be a good idea to edit that post to something non-actionable?
That said, I havn't a clue why on Earth Transvestites are expected to hold a rather expensive licence. Not only are we the only country along with Pakistan that seem to have this odd requirement, it's clearly discrimination on the grounds of gender matters! :roll:
