Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Busaholic]

Some of you may be aware of this dictionary, a product of the fertile minds of writers on the 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue' radio programme.
I have a new entry:
CHILCOT - a safe haven for members of the Establishment to chillax in.

Any further entries?

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Is it my age or does "chillax" sound remotely like the trade name of a laxative? I hear young people saying "chill out"...is it possible therefore to "chill in"?

CHILLAX - a laxative for uncouth youth.

 

[DaleCooper]

Lymph - to walk with a lisp

 

[Tetchytyke]

None can ever beat countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.

 

[steveandrews]

"Wallaby" - something that aspires to be a kangaroo.

 

[GrimsbyPacer]

Is it my age or does "chillax" sound remotely like the trade name of a laxative?

I hear young people saying "chill out"...is it possible therefore to "chill in"?

Some say "I'm just chill'in", not sure if it makes any sense. I agree with the laxative comment, especially since David Cameron uses the term, haha

 

[deltic1989]

Some say "I'm just chill'in", not sure if it makes any sense. I agree with the laxative comment, especially since David Cameron uses the term, haha

His must get stuck in his throat though, judging by all the excrement he talks.

 

[backontrack]

Oh, hooray!

ELECTROSTAR - Chickens in parliament (e.g Lib Dems)
PARTY - A bit divided
DEPORT - Where de ferries leave
INDEPENDENT - Inside de necklace

 

[Bald Rick]

Hors d'oeuvres

Ladies of the night who hang around diesel pumps.


Corbyn.

My goodness. A bin!

 

[backontrack]

MOBILE: A description of the Salazar doping affair
BOOKSHELF: A goblin Sean Connery employs to sort his library
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TABLOID - Robotic diet cola
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FORUM: No, I'm still not quite sure what its purpose is.

 

[GWRjake]

Equinox-A horse/cow hybrid

 

[deltic]

Pig ignorant - not a member of the Piers Gaveston Oxford society
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Pig in a poke - an initiation ceremony for budding Tory Prime Ministers

 

[backontrack]

PACER - £80 or I'll take you to court

 

[317 forever]

Boris Johnson as the local MP probably uses language from the Uxbridge English Dictionary!

 

[Busaholic]

Boris Johnson as the local MP probably uses language from the Uxbridge English Dictionary!

Directly translated from the Latin, of course!

 

[Drogba11CFC]

IPHONE: A term to tell people that you use the telephone.

 

[backontrack]

TISSUE - What the problem is in Yorkshire

 

[306024]

SUFFOCATE - Norfolk people's dislike of their neighbours.

 

[Busaholic]

SUFFOCATE - Norfolk people's dislike of their neighbours.

That's a genuinely funny one.

 

[Donny Dave]

TWERK - Where a Yorkshirman goes from 9 to 5 every day

 

[steveandrews]

TOILET - The Process of lubricating a Leeds bus.

 

[Busaholic]

I owe this one to a placard I saw discarded outside a church last week, with the word spelled incorrectly.

Penniless - run out of pasta.

 

[DasLunatic]

LEVEL CROSSING - An X painted on flat land

 

[krus_aragon]

Mulitiplier - Well endowed tool box

Dogmatic - Robot pet

Precipice - Flush toliet

 

[backontrack]

Trump - a fart

 

[krus_aragon]

Or...

Trump - a Yorkshireman's steak

 

[Busaholic]

Trump - a fart

That may well be in the OED!

 

[krus_aragon]

Lenticular - A very good Easter

 

[backontrack]

Quark - the noise a posh duck makes

 

[londiscape]

DELIVERY - That which is painted on de sides of de trains