krus_aragon
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Aspiration - Sweaty bottom
I mean come on, that’s pretty good...Aspiration - Sweaty bottom
Introspect - Using reading glasses to study the opening bars of famous songs,Retrospect - Rose tinted glasses
Bremeanits
Suspect - the opposite of rose tinted glassesRetrospect - Rose tinted glasses
Tea cup - Pirate version of ar*e over t*t...Teacake - fatigue injury suffered by pirates
Perspex - how opticians get paid
Arriva - a 1980s-vintage Russian-built car owned by a pirateArrival - An enemy pirate
Tuba - like a tube, but even more soFiddly - resembling a violin.
A face that could launch a thousand dredgers!Portishead - Face shaped like a harbour.
Ah yes.A face that could launch a thousand dredgers!
On the theme of West Country settlements:
Gloucester - a decorator
Bristol - a Jewish doctor's appointment history
Torquay - a powerful motorised vehicle
I have Never been so Insulted in my Life ......Taunton - Definitely time to say something derogatory.
I'd have gone for:I have Never been so Insulted in my Life ......