When I was 20, I worked for Tibbett & Britten in a large distribution depot. I had a verbal warning issued for trying to vandalise a vending machine in the staff canteen.
It was one of the vending machines that has crisps, chocolate & cans of pop slotted inbetween metal coils. I purchased a bag of McCoy's crisps that conveniently got wedged precariously on the edge of the coil rather than drop into the container hatch at the bottom. I then tried to 'rock' the machine to loosen the crisps but was challenged by the shop floor jobsworth who decided to enhance his career prospects and report me.
Unfortunately, the week before I had experienced the same situation in which I tried to adopt a sensible approach and seek out the canteen manager who had the keys to the vending machines.
By the time we walked back to the canteen, in our absence, another warehouse worker had clearly seen my 'wedged' McCoy's crisps and decided to use the Fred Flintstone approach to earn himself a free bag. The Canteen Manager refused to give me another bag of crisps because - A) it would be a loss to his stock giving me a second bag & B) he thought I was trying it on when the 'wedged' evidence had gone.
Fast forward a week later and I was determine not to be left out of pocket for the pricely sum of 40p and I adopted the physical approach only to be b*****ked by my team leader.
From that day forth - I have never used a coil vending machine and I always remind myself of that occasion which is twenty years ago now. I'm sure it is now more than 40p for a bag of McCoy's too!!!
CJ