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Warning of a new virus

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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutraliser-Extractor (WINE)

The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system

Forward this warning to 5 friends . If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster)

Update 01-06-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

Ta to PP for the warning. ;)
 
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Dave A

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Yes, I've heard of this terrible virus and even experienced it. The only escape I have from WORK is the Persistantly Coping (PC) experience :(
 

HSTfan!!!

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Oh crikey, I think I'm infected! Get me to the nearest pub now! :lol: oh crap I can't I have more work to catch! :cry:
 

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BEER get's rid of the virus, trust me ;) I've had about 9 years experiance of this remedy :D :lol:
 

Tom B

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I was very scared when I first saw this thread title - "Oh god, I thought TC was a techie not one of those AOLers who posts about viruses that can be prevented by not opening .com or .pif files and those chainmails that say 'forward this to 10 people or you die'" but then I realsied, and calmed down ;).
 

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Remember this if you're planning to mix remedies: BEER on WINE feels fine; WINE on BEER feels queer.
 
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