I'm sure you've all heard of Wikipedia, the the free-content encyclopedia that anyone can edit, well I have just found Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Modern trains consist of these three types: Desiros- these are made fom four large tin cans welded together to resemble something that looks slightly like a train. Voyagers- These are seen all over the country and are made from shiny foil that you have in your kitchen. Pacers- These trains are just old buses stuck on wagons.
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