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[Mushroom]

Anyone got marshmallows?

 

[Daniel]

Thats been going around for a while..

"GNER have decided to scrap their MTU scheme in favour of more enthusiast friendly engines."

 

[Jim]

"O shi*, we are allight, better not put it bang in to notch 5 again"

 

[Daniel]

Or.... "Hellfire!"

 

[Guinness]

Cremation Ceremony at a GNER Depot.

 

[37372]

'To cope with the high price of diesel, GNER try out a new cheaper fuel to run their HST's on'

 

[class 313]

"Today at a GNER depot (Near you, for some reason) The depot driver wanted to try out putting NO2 (Nitrous) Into the engine, obviously as you can see it was "Hellfire" "

 

[devon_metro]

Fire

 

[class 313]

Fire

Hehe *Private joke* :P

 

[Respite]

"Run Like Fcuk!!!!!!"



Or

"Scenario recreated on depot,no fault found."

*ahem*

 

[Tom]

Hehe *Private joke* :P

I wouldn't say it's private, as even I know it...

 

[Ascot]

As Air and Rail compete in domestic travel, GNER opt in for new Aircraft style Afterburners.

 

[Donny Dave]

Driver - Whats the flames coming out of the exhaust for?

Secondman - Oh b****r, they have filled the tank with avgas again....

 

[Jordy]

"Scenario recreated on depot,no fault found."

 

[Tom]

Large plume of smoke and large fire when travelling at 0mph, in notch 1

Let's crank this baby up and see what comes out in notch 1 at 0mph... oh, ****.

Large firebreathing dragon found and removed

 

[Dennis]

"when you said you had a burner on shed, I didn't realise you wanted me to call the fire brigade. This paint scraper isn't gonna be much use, is it?"

 

[mbonwick]

Global warming!

 

[Nick W]

"You wanted to do some welding on the ECML knitting, right?"

 

[Galvanize]

"oops, we've put the wrong fuel inside her!!!"

 

[Daniel]

"No fault found..."

 

[73109]

Who left the gas on

 

[16CSVT2700]

Burn baby burn, Depot inferno!!

 

[First ScotRail]

"I didnt do anything wrong, honest"

 

[Coxster]

"I wonder if I can get an MTU to do this..."

 

[Spaceflower]

'HST's go on strike'

'come on HST, just one more inverness trip'

'GNER fiiters try out a new high fibre diet'

'GNER tests its new anti-graffitti device'


'GNER driver gets fired'

 

[Tom]

Here goes the thread digging up spree...

 

[me123]

"Is that supposed to happen?"

 

[Mojo]

Could people *please* stop digging up old threads. It has been mentioned several times lately. Next time there will be a formal warning.