Your funny photoshops! [Caution: May contain nuts, bolts, and many large images!]

[Death]

Ay up all!
We havn't had one of these for a while, so I thought I'd start another Photoshop thread to see if there was any new and amusing gold to be shared around. A couple of archived threads are Here and Here if anyone fancies a trip down memory lane.

Photoshops posted here don't have to be railway related at all, but I anticipate most of them will be. As long as they're acceptable for posting on a public forum, then they're all welcome.
Don't worry if your images aren't "perfect" like a professional photoshop either...This is purely a spot of fun, and there's no minimum standard here¹.
¹ - Heck; We're starting off the thread with a couple of images of my creation. If my "Photoshops" can appear here, anyones can!

To start us off, here's a couple that I knocked up for this thread in MS Paint just now. I was using a laptop with a dodgy touchpad though, so sorry they're not as good as some of my previous efforts.
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Blingin' speed to Margate, innit? :razz:

The reason for the unexpectedly high performance of Pendolinos through the Watford Gap was soon discovered... ​

Looking forward to seeing what other people have come up with!
>> Death <<

 

[LE Greys]

They let LE Greys plan HS2 (this is one mile from my home).

<EDIT> I've added a few foreground elements, but the cardboard cutout still remains

 

[Death]

Beleaguered by capacity problems on the Hounslow Loop, South West Trains' new "Jumping Juniper" springs into action and produces more passenger accommodation in response. hock:

The effects of this test on the overpass at Twickenham have not yet been released to the public... ​

 

[swj99]

 

[Death]

South West Trains have another go, with equally predictable results... :razz:​

 

[swj99]

 

[Death]

http://s17.postimage.org/cg75ez09r/London_Video_sf_43332e.png

That's what SouthEastern get for increasing their fares above inflation for the upteenth time...

 

[swj99]

Did some urban exploration, nearly got exterminated.

(skiing holiday in Hammersmith, possibly)

(very cheap and not very good camping holiday. A bit close to the road, couldn't sleep at nights. Might try a different camp site next year)

Not sure which TOC this is, but they're saving up for some windows for their trains.

 

[wbbminerals]

Not the best, but something I made a few years ago from an image I took at Wakefield Kirkgate. Perhaps if we didn't have such a 'suing culture' there really would be signs like this!

 

[LE Greys]

Not the best, but something I made a few years ago from an image I took at Wakefield Kirkgate. Perhaps if we didn't have such a 'suing culture' there really would be signs like this!

The weirdest thing is it even has a salt bin.

 

[Harbon 1]

Not the best, but something I made a few years ago from an image I took at Wakefield Kirkgate. Perhaps if we didn't have such a 'suing culture' there really would be signs like this!

This should happen, but don't forget photographers, remember what happens when we can't get the best shot

 

[Bevan Price]

A few near the bottom of this page, including the late lamented 37429 on German narrow guage, a Black 5 with NP hoppers on a MGR, and a DR Class 110 dragging a Birmingham - Euston service into Nuneaton:-

http://www.bevanprice.me.uk/DigitalArt.htm

 

[Death]

After the Swiss National Railways successfully bid for London Overground... ​

 

[Roverman]

South West Trains have another go, with equally predictable results... :razz:​

There was me thinking 'Operation Stack' was purely for Road Transport

 

[swj99]

 

[LE Greys]

The Doctor's younger brother is charged with obstructing the railway.

 

[Death]

Owing to an unfortunate typographical error, a significant SPUD is reported at London Waterloo... ​

 

[Tracked]

Someone had to, I expect

 

[Tracked]

Someone had to, I expect

 

[Death]

http://www.railforums.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=13987
Someone had to, I expect

One of the "advantages" of Northerns' and MerseyRails' fleets is that they have appropriate stock for rail replacement buses standing around all over the place! :razz:

 

[swj99]

 

[185]

My two cents....

 

[Tomonthetrain]

My two cents....

Or in Kidderminsters case

We've flogged it to Diamond!

 

[jon0844]

One of the "advantages" of Northerns' and MerseyRails' fleets is that they have appropriate stock for rail replacement buses standing around all over the place! :razz:

Bus replacement buses? Must confuse locals!

 

[185]

tum te tummm.....

 

[Birdbrain]

Those stacked SWT 455's look like a modern equivalent of the famous Vic Berry Stacks of the 1980s!

 

[Tracked]

that unsuccessful first attempt at a livery update following the merger with a Belgian company:

 

[185]

RATP buys Selwyns....

 

[Death]

These are all classic, guys! Keep up the good work!

(I'm overworked at the moment and don't have owt else to share, but will try and get something up soon. )

 

[185]

Oh okay then....